Quotes About Humerous

#1. We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

Diane Griffith

#2. The assumption that a whole system can be made to work better through an assault on its conscious elements betrays a dangerous ignorance. This has often been the approach of those who call themselves scientists and technologists.

Frank Herbert

#3. The wee little people that live in my head won't let Gulliver go.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#4. Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass.

Leah Thomas

#5. Sounds buzz around me, and I'm sure the painted dragonflies have come loose from the frieze on our walls to flap their wings in my ears, making my skin prickle and crawl as tides of sickness wash me away.

Sarah Miller

#6. It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.

Heather Dixon

#7. I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

Amy Sedaris

#8. The question isn't will she know; it's what will she do with the knowledge'. Luis's career is in her hands. He put it there, seven months ago to the fucking day.

Guilie Castillo-Oriard

#9. The seed has been sown that will grow one day ... to the glorious rebirth of the National Socialist movement of a truly united nation.

Adolf Hitler

#10. Something evil dwells in this castle, something wicked enough to make the stars quake.

Sarah J. Maas

#11. Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Regina Griffin

#12. You aren't allowed back until you've learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

Rebecca Murphy

#13. Alan Grant: "There are ... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."
The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.

Josephine Tey

#14. The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.

Heather Dixon

#15. No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a homunculus.

J.P. Mac

#16. Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#17. Because of Face book, Twitter, MySpace and Stumble Upon, the Home Shopping Network is probably losing millions of dollars.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#18. Scary mommy confession #80920
I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.

Jill Smokler

#19. Everybody's always doing the same old things
you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.

Michael Lee West

#20. In life ... better that your computer mouse die ... than your rabbit.

Timothy Pina

#21. Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.

Jill Conner Browne

#22. But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.

Jim Hightower

#23. Where's your crown, Short Stuff?"
"Stuffed in a planter back there with my shoes.

Melissa A. Craven

#24. In terms of popular cinema, 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' is as near perfection as I can think of.

Peter Mullan

#25. He seemed to think we were on the same page. I wasn't even sure we were reading the same book.

Jodie Andrefski

#26. Aw, come on, it's just hot as hell there and my AC doesn't even make a dent. Let's try for something cooler."
~ Loki ~

Lora Leigh

#27. I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor