Best Wifi Quotes

#1. Tether smartphones with laptops when you need a connection. Turn off updates to avoid exceeding plan data.

David Chiles

#2. The tech folks have seen WiFi as the way to untether. And what better reason to untether than entertainment content? So there's nobody better positioned than the in-home Wi-Fi purveyor.

Henry Blodget

#3. I think you've got to have a depth, a deeper depth to take stand-up into acting, but I think it really helps you as a stand-up to home into different characters and stuff easily.

Chris Tucker

#4. Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Jim Gaffigan

#5. I thank God for supply me with my deepest needs; a life of love with graceful strength.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. Given the blatant deceit regarding the biologically harmful effects of antenna towers, cell phones and WiFi radiation, one can only wonder what is going on with all of the other forms of radiation.

Steven Magee

#7. At the drop of a hat, people will say there are no roles for women after 40. It's there with a bunch of other rules I'm not interested in.

Lesley Nicol

#8. People need to access Skype wirelessly, no matter where they are, and what happens is that we'll be taking advantage of the rollout of Internet everywhere - WiFi and WiMax in particular.

Niklas Zennstrom

#9. Maybe we're all the living dead, reconstituted from the dust of the dead.

Kate Atkinson

#10. I don't mind comments saying things about me. I do mind them saying things about those young, brave men and women who have volunteered. That's offensive to me that people would say those kind of comments about Americans who have volunteered to take the fight to the enemy.

George W. Bush

#11. The greatest act of domestic terrorism in the history of the USA is currently in process and the culprits are the energy, electrical, electronics and wireless radiation industries.

Steven Magee

#12. Cooper came back down to the darkened room about half an hour after Lucky had freed his hands. The boat was still rocking, the wind was blowing and Sawyer called out, Dude, you can't leave the boat on auto-pilot in this kind of weather. Jesus is not here to take the wheel.

SE Jakes Bound To Break

#13. I've never had WiFi at home. I'm too easily distracted, and YouTube is too tempting.

Dave Eggers

#14. No strings attached, your love is so WiFi.

Drake

#15. Grace makes you gracious. The Giver makes you give.

E. Stanley Jones

#16. A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That's why I can't abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.

Robert Black

#17. Word is actually very busy and strikes me as poorly designed. It's cluttered. There are four different rows, each filled with icons and butters I never use. This reminds me why I dislike Word. I almost always type in WordPress as it's much less cluttered. I'm on an airplane without WiFi.

Mike Cernovich

#18. To the victors belong the spoils.

Andrew Jackson

#19. We are not the slaves of laziness,
we are the slaves of WiFi.

Zelo

#20. I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more. And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50 percent more because of the combination of those technologies.

Michael K. Powell

#21. You can also make voice calls over both LTE and WiFi if your network supports either technology.

Anonymous

#22. All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books.

Russell Smith

#23. I would give gladly all the hundreds of years that I have to live, to be a human being only for one day, and to have the hope of knowing the happiness of that glorious world above the stars.

Hans Christian Andersen

#24. USA schools know that computer electromagnetic interference (EMI) emissions, WiFi and campus cell towers are radiation poisoning the children and the government is determined to keep on doing it.

Steven Magee

#25. Moxie's wifi network is You_Suck_at_Writing, with underscores. The password's 'DearGenius,' no space. You found the note on her desk, right?

Scott Westerfeld

#26. It's like stealing WiFi from the universe.

Bill Tarlin

#27. They said pret-a-porter will kill your name, and it saved me.

Pierre Cardin

#28. Eating organic for good health and spending your day sitting down using a wireless computer that is next to a WiFi router is a classic case of Yin & Yang.

Steven Magee