Best Toothpick Quotes

#1. I'll bring you a pine tree float, if you want. That's a glass of water with a toothpick in it.

Stephen King

#2. Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!"
Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No, you were inciting him to stab you with a toothpick. Again, the difference is small, but I think it matters.

Seanan McGuire

#3. It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick.

Louis Kronenberger

#4. I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

Alfred Jarry

#5. There is no dignity in a crying toothpick.

Obert Skye

#6. Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.

Stan Albeck

#7. A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger.

Yamamoto Tsunetomo

#8. You know, at least Gabriel showed up announced like a gentleman. He even told Mila that she looked beautiful. You and your toothpick just show up, scaring me half to death.

Skyla Madi

#9. Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick

Charles Petzold

#10. Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now!

Jennifer Estep

#11. The questions came ... hurling at him ... like the balls from a baseball pitching machine ... just one after the other without a care or concern of where they went - but he couldn't hit them, he didn't have a baseball bat - he only had a toothpick!

Mallika Nawal

#12. I strongly recommend the therapeutic application of fuzzy-chested vampire to grief. It works miracles." "I am sincerely glad to hear that. But if you keep talking, I will poke your eyes out with a toothpick.

Chloe Neill

#13. When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in a snort. "You finished, big guy?" Va called down. "FYI, goalpost over there would work righteous as a toothpick.

J.R. Ward

#14. You might pitch a ball on the off stump and think you have bowled a good ball and he walks across and hits it for two behind midwicket. His bat looks so heavy but he just waves it around like it's a toothpick.

Brett Lee

#15. Dedicated ereaders are as sharp as steak knives in doing what they're supposed to do, which is let you read books. The iPad is more like a Swiss Army knife
it can cut the steak and uncork a wine bottle, and there's even a toothpick to use when you're done eating! It's got it all.

Jason Merkoski

#16. You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Jeff Foxworthy

#17. Keep quiet about a toothpick in today's butter and next thing you know you'll be findin' a doorknob in the cottage cheese.

Alan Bradley

#18. Apologize at once, or feel the wrath of my toothpick!

Lisa Mantchev

#19. She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando.

Robyn Peterman

#20. 1. Heat the oven to Denial.
2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger.
3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony Guy.
4. Add 1/3 cup of Depression (tears will do if you want low-fat).
5. Bake...until you can jab a toothpick in your arm and it seems Acceptable.

Blythe Woolston

#21. I remember growing up always loving the guitar. I used to love to watch the people play on the Country Western shows on TV. My folks told me that when I was just a toddler, I used to pretend I was playing a guitar on a toothpick.

Carl Wilson

#22. Syn and God were locked in a heated stare-off. "You think I'm scared of you, God?"

"You should be," was the man's simple response. The toothpick moved around in God's mouth as he spoke like he didn't have a care in the world.

A.E. Via

#23. I should have been moved. I wasn't. It was as if I'd been frozen, as if I was now a woman made of ice, and he'd come at me not with a torch or even a candle, but with a toothpick, and was plink plink plinking against the smooth impenetrability of my body. I couldn't feel a thing.

Jennifer Weiner

#24. There's nothing that sweetens the breath like a cedar toothpick, unless it's mint. And mint don't grow in these parts.

Larry McMurtry

#25. When this interchange of Christian name was effected, Madame Defarge, picking her teeth with her toothpick, coughed another grain of cough, and raised her eyebrows by the breadth of another line.

Charles Dickens

#26. I definitely have hips, and I'm shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I'll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I'm not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt.

Jenna Ushkowitz

#27. Scavengers who attacked dragons for their treasure, waving sharp little toothpick claw things called swords.

Tui T. Sutherland

#28. Not that I was morbidly obese or anything. But I guess I was hanging on the hope that one day I might accidentally whittle down to my inner toothpick.

Adele Griffin

#29. Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.

James Turner

#30. I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Dave Barry