Best Scrubs Janitor Quotes

#1. memory is a shallow grave

Jenny Toune

#2. I do dig the White Stripes. I like the record they have out now.

Charlie Hunter

#3. My husband says, 'What Joan walk? You've always walked that way!'

Christina Hendricks

#4. The way I see it, you have two options. Run, run like hell, or dive in

Vikki Wakefield

#5. The major and almost only theme of all my work is the struggle of man with "God": the unyielding, inextinguishable struggle of the naked worm called "man" against the terrifying power and darkness of the forces within him and around him.

Nikos Kazantzakis

#6. 'Community' is a great show. I love 'Raising Hope' with Martha Plimpton. And I love 'The Middle' - another Chicagoan in there is Neil Flynn, who used to play the janitor in 'Scrubs.'

Jim O'Heir

#7. Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.

Allan Sherman

#8. Stevie: "Oh, Adam, don't let her hurt my pussy. You love that pussy as much as I do."
Adam: "Marley, if you so much as hurt a hair on my future wife's pussy, I'll kill you.

M.K. Schiller

#9. Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Keith Waterhouse