Best Pipe Smoking Quotes

#1. Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast. - Author: Honore Daumier

#2. The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins. - Author: Ben Jonson

#3. A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. - Author: Demetri Martin

#4. I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. - Author: Albert Einstein

#5. Racists are not the pipe-smoking type, I thought to myself. - Author: John Howard Griffin

#6. After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

#7. Even by day they hung about, smoking the pipe of peace, and looking almost as if they wanted tit-bits to eat. They - Author: J.M. Barrie

#8. May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the some on't. - Author: Charles Lamb

#9. If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies. - Author: Munia Khan

#10. Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. - Author: Abraham Lincoln

#11. The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected. - Author: William Makepeace Thackeray

#12. The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe. - Author: Bill Maher

#13. You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling yourself in bluish clouds. You feel just fine in this position, and only one thing gives you worry or concern: how will you ever be able to get out of your pipe? - Author: Charles Baudelaire

#14. You wouldn't happen to have a pipe and a bit of tobacco about, would-
i heard that!
gandalf enjoyed a good pipe!
why do you think he's called gandalf the gray? it wasn't for the color of his robes - Author: Margaret Weis

#15. Tell him to stash his tomahawk there, or pipe, or whatever you call it; tell him to stop smoking, in short, and I will turn in with him. But I don't fancy having a man smoking in bed with me. - Author: Herman Melville

#16. The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in the room. A good, smart knock of a pipe against a tin wastebasket and you will have a neurasthenic out of his chair and into the window sash in no time. - Author: Robert Benchley

#17. Bilbo Baggins was standing at his door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly toes (neatly brushed) - Gandalf came by. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

#18. I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress. - Author: Francis Jammes

#19. As the priest is characterized by his cassock, so the smoker by his pipe. The way in which he holds it, raises it to his lips, and knocks out the ashes, reveals his personality, habits, passions, and even his thoughts. - Author: E.T.A. Hoffmann

#20. There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. - Author: Frederick Marryat

#21. It is quite a three-pipe problem. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

#22. A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. - Author: A.A. Milne

#23. I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. - Author: Hank Sauer

#24. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Author: Arlo Guthrie

#25. [ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. - Author: Vladimir Nabokov

#26. When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image. - Author: Bauvard

#27. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Author: Arlo Guthrie

#28. It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe ... - Author: Laurie R. King

#29. Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. - Author: Bill Vaughan

#30. The best pictures are always those one dreams of when one is smoking a pipe in bed, but which never get done. But still one ought to try, however incompetent one may feel before the unspeakable perfection and radiant splendour of nature. - Author: Vincent Van Gogh

#31. OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they? - Author: David Hockney

#32. Sherlock Holmes was, as I expected, lounging about his sitting-room in his dressing-gown, reading the agony column of The Times and smoking his before-breakfast pipe, - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle