Best Pie Face Quotes

#1. Thank God I didn't have to see his smug face. Sometimes, I wished I had a pie that I could smash into it. Well, if by pie I meant anvil, then yes. I smiled at the visual. I really was sick.

Emily Cyr

#2. Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

Brooke Elliott

#3. Her whole body shivered and her face fell apart like a bride's pie crust. She put it together again slowly, as if lifting a great weight, by sheer will power. The smile came back, with a couple of corners badly bent.

Raymond Chandler

#4. A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

Matthew Moy

#5. You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

Emma Thompson

#6. It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

Gary Carter

#7. The Gesundheit Institute is a pie in the face of greed - by taking the most expensive thing in America, health care, and giving it away for free.

Patch Adams

#8. It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.

Stephen King

#9. People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

Andy Kindler

#10. You'll have pie in the sky when you die.

Joe Hill

#11. An "attack on SeaWorld" might mean a bomb, or it might mean graffiti and glitter and a cream pie in the face. The government doesn't always seem to distinguish between the two.

Karen Joy Fowler

#12. It felt like life had thrown a pie right in my face. And that pie was full of bricks.

Molly Harper

#13. I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.

Alan Rickman

#14. If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

Demetri Martin

#15. Humor without sadness is just pie in the face

Cath Crowley