Top 33 Best Milkshake Quotes

#1. If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake.

Oscar Wilde

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#2. If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.

Alan Rogers

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#3. Am I R&B because I'm black? Am I pop because I have a song called 'Milkshake'? Or can I just be who the hell I am? Good Lord, people make it seem like we're doing heart transplants here, but we're just making music!

Kelis

Best Milkshake Quotes #62926
#4. My milkshake brings all the gods to the yard.

Ben Aaronovitch

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#5. I'm going to start from the beginning. All I ask is that you don't interrupt and you silently pray Luke returns with a milkshake quickly, because they make me happy. And you want to keep me happy. -Lily

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Milkshake Quotes #105277
#6. Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father's ashes in the other--and hoped like hell he didn't get them mixed up.

Tina Vaughn

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#7. Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

Marilyn Monroe

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#8. I actually find it harder to act in the scenes where there's not much happening, say having a milkshake in the diner. That is far harder to do than straight scenes where there's a drama going on and you have something to do.

Chris Hemsworth

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#9. QUICK TALK Kelis The 34-year-old singer first hit it big in 2003 with a single called "Milkshake." In the decade since, she's diversified her menu with a stint at Le Cordon Bleu culinary school, a hosting gig for the Cooking Channel and a new album, out April 22. It's titled
what else?
Food.

Anonymous

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#10. People know 'Milkshake' like a jingle, but they don't really know who I am.

Kelis

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#11. Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.'

Ronnie Barker

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#12. If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake ... I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

Daniel Day-Lewis

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#13. The fact is: America's obsession with meat and dairy has pretty much destroyed our sense of taste. The average burger and milkshake meal is so overloaded with fat, salt and sugar that it has numbed our taste buds to virtually anything else.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

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#14. I have to say that it was the best milkshake I ever had in my life. It was so delicious, it almost scared me.

Stephen Chbosky

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#15. Is that you, Charlie?"
"Sam's making me a milkshake.

Stephen Chbosky

Best Milkshake Quotes #821080
#16. Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

Kevin Fong

Best Milkshake Quotes #925544
#17. It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would see her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker.

Chuck Klosterman

Best Milkshake Quotes #946169
#18. Judging from the state of my consciousness at the time, millions of years of hominid evolution had produced nothing more transcendent than a craving for a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake.

Sam Harris

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#19. At least, these guys were looking. And seeing something.
A milkshake.

E. Lockhart

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#20. Hey, I'm so BROKE, I have a milkshake on layaway at McDonald's!

Rachel Renee Russell

Best Milkshake Quotes #1194517
#21. There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Richard Simmons

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#22. Figs are delicious with soft cheese and ham,
Toast is quite scrumptious with butter and jam,
Eggs are improved by parsley and salt,
But milkshakes are best with strawberries and malt.

Angelica Banks

Best Milkshake Quotes #1239162
#23. There's a safety in thinking in a diner. You can have your coffee or your milkshake, and you can go off into strange dark areas, and always come back to the safety of the diner.

David Lynch

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#24. and Milkshake the cat. Leo is a superhero and he has a superhero

The Brothers

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#25. I just really want a milkshake

Stephen Chbosky

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#26. Poetry is not made to be sucked up like a child's milkshake, it is much better sipped like a precious malt whisky.

Stephen Fry

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#27. That was about as good as it was going to get this side of a hot tub, a good-looking man, and a chocolate milkshake.

David Weber

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#28. A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night.

David Sedaris

Best Milkshake Quotes #1575412
#29. Also you don't have to worry about stumbling over any sexual fetishes unless you're checking somebody's browser history, and I figure once was enough to teach you that lesson." Dominic choked on his milkshake. "I hate you." Sarah sipped her shake, expression mild.

Seanan McGuire

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#30. If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake
it's a glass of ice cream.

Bill Maher

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#31. If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

John Steinbeck

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#32. Our lives are a little like a milkshake. Ingredients get mixed together. Some of the ingredients are unimpressive by themselves. Some - rejections, disappointments, failures - are awful at the time. Yet God shakes them up and pours them out into a concoction that is delicious and good.

Max Lucado

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#33. If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you go into a town with pollution, you may survive and have a good visit, but you risk being poisoned.

Richard Rossi

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