Best Housos Quotes

#1. For there's nothing we read of in torture's inventions, Like a well-meaning dunce, with the best of intentions.

James Russell Lowell

#2. I try to shed what I've learned,
I try to forget the way I was taught to remember

Fernando Pessoa

#3. Black Americans, no more than white Americans, they do not want more government programs which perpetuate dependency. They don't want to be a colony in a nation.

Richard M. Nixon

#4. I developed a counterterrorism device that's revolutionizing the way we detect nuclear materials.

Taylor Wilson

#5. I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull themselves up off the ground with as I scream in pain.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. Caviar used to be my drug of choice, but since my husband is on a no-salt diet, I've kind of given it up. I still have dreams of sitting down and gorging, though. I love it with a good vodka; I don't like it with champagne.

Iris Apfel

#7. Pentecost came with the sound of a mighty rushing wind, a violent blast from heaven! Heaven has not exhausted its blasts, but our danger is we are getting frightened of them.

Smith Wigglesworth

#8. If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

Eddie Izzard

#9. When playing against big teams, it's the small details that count.

Luis Garcia

#10. OBI-WAN Forsooth, a great disturbance in the Force Have I just felt. 'Twas like a million mouths Cried out in fear at once, and then were gone, All hush'd and quiet - silent to the last. I fear a stroke of evil hath occurr'd. But thou, good Luke, thy practice recommence.

Ian Doescher

#11. My favorite guitar players are Chuck Berry and Brian May and Dave Davies from the Kinks.

Brittany Howard

#12. Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

Suzanne Collins

#13. Doug Swieteck's brother wouldn't even come near me, and I would foil Mrs. Baker's nefarious plan. But

Gary D. Schmidt

#14. You're not looking for perfection in your partner. Perfection is all about the ego. With soulmate love, you know that true love is what happens when disappointment sets in - and you're willing to deal maturely with these disappointments.

Karen Salmansohn