Best Funny Crush Quotes

#1. Gohan...Is that sunburn or are you blushing?

Akira Toriyama

#2. He looked like the victim of a forceps delivery.

Auberon Waugh

#3. Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

Bill Bailey

#4. Sane women did not marry tyrants.

Stephanie Laurens

#5. Read, read, read, read, read. Read everything. You can't work unless you know the world, and outside of living in the world the best way to learn about the world is to read about it.

John Goodman

#6. So, to put it perfectly frankly, I was horny. I was horny and Paine was attractive and charming and he had this tiny little hint of danger that made my lady bits clench in what I was convinced was a prehistoric, biological impulse to mate with an alpha male to pass on good genes to a new generation.

Jessica Gadziala

#7. dignity" is a term for, as we would now put it, something's intrinsic value - the value that it has by occupying its appropriate place within God's creation,

Michael Rosen

#8. It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it?

Marisa Calin

#9. They have two moods, hungry and horny. So if you see a boy without an erection, you should go make him a sandwich. - Girl, don't you dare listen to them. You tell them to make their own damn sandwiches.

Jillian Dodd

#10. Wanna hear something funny?"
"What?"
"I think I started liking you.

Jenny Han

#11. In our fiercely individualistic society, we are increasingly alone and increasingly lonely.

Chris Greer

#12. Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH!

Megan McCafferty

#13. Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every day, my respect for Mariah continues to grow higher. She's a caring, warm and funny person. People have no idea how funny she is! I feel like I've always known she was my forever love.

Nick Cannon

#14. You are what you pretend to be.

Stephen Bayley

#15. You may think that's funny Osama but you never can squeeze every last bit of pride out of a human being. It's like a tube of toothpaste. You can twist it and you can crush it but there's always a tiny bit left isn't there?

Chris Cleave

#16. Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow.

Manasa Rao

#17. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?"
Michelle said dryly.
"That the boy most likely to become the next Unabomber has a crush on you?

Carla Cassidy

#18. Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.

Courtney Giardina

#19. Oh my son! My son!" von Helrung cried. Now it was his turn to crush my master to his chest. "William! Your father has come for you!"
"I hope not! My father has been dead over fifteen years, von Helrun.

Rick Yancey

#20. Its likely that a general pattern of behavior among threatened human societies is to become more blindered, rather than more focused on the crisis, as they fall.

Ed Ayres

#21. it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off.

Emily Franklin

#22. I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him ... it's Barack Obama!

Lulu

#23. Intense love always leads to mourning.

Louise Gluck

#24. When speed gets in the blood, one must drive to live.

Rudolf Caracciola

#25. Consider how blessed you are to have the things you do in life.

Radhe Maa

#26. We've got a bad fire let's get out ... We're burning up.

Roger B. Chaffee

#27. I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.

Mindy Kaling

#28. We want to push mankind's boundaries out a little further.

Felix Baumgartner

#29. I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen.

Becky Albertalli

#30. The gospel is so simple that small children can understand it, and it is so profound that studies by the wisest theologians will never exhaust its riches.

Charles Hodge

#31. She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)

Maureen Johnson

#32. You can believe what you want religiously. Religion is one thing, but science, provable science, is something else.

Bill Nye