Best Foreplay Quotes

#1. Can I go down on you?" She blinked, fighting equal doses of shock and humor. Had he seriously just asked her that? "I, uh, don't usually like foreplay," he added when she didn't answer. His expression was sheepish. "Mostly because I've never cared about making anyone else feel good.

Elle Kennedy

#2. In Downton Abbey, foreplay is basically hanging your clothes up properly

Allen Leech

#3. I barely heard someone behind me at the bar say, "Are they fighting or having a book club?" And a different person answered, "I'm unclear. Looks like foreplay to me." We both ignored them.

Mia Sheridan

#4. My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

Milton Berle

#5. I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'

Phil McGraw

#6. Cooking can be like foreplay.

Isabel Allende

#7. Tatiana: "Why did we spend two days fighting when we could have been doing this?"
Alexander: "That wasn't fighting, Tatiana. That was foreplay.

Paullina Simons

#8. As much as I'm enjoying this verbal foreplay," he said abruptly, "what do you say we just skip to the part where you ride my dick?

Elle Kennedy

#9. Catholic sex is twenty minutes of pleading and whining (Vatican-approved foreplay), thirty seconds of involuntary shuddering and an hour of apologizing to God.

Lionel Fisher

#10. Are they always like that?"

"Yes," Joey says. "Unless they're cursing each other out, but I think that's just part of their mating ritual or foreplay or whatever.

Mercy Brown

#11. Since he couldn't give in to what he really wanted from Kady Dresco, he picked on her and snarked at her and generally gave her grief. And she gave it right back. Sometimes he thought they were engaged in one long round of mental foreplay.

Laura Kaye

#12. A woman's body is like a violin and all, and that it takes a terrific musician to play it right

J.D. Salinger

#13. He'd always enjoyed the slow, sexy build of foreplay, loved women's bodies and all the mysterious, amazing things they could do, but with Lacey, he couldn't detach. Kissing meant he had to touch. Touching meant he wanted to crush her under him. Getting her under him meant he had to be inside her,

Anne Calhoun

#14. It was destined to be the most impressive kiss in the history of foreplay. The kiss lasted more than fifteen years. Not even frogs can manage that.

Terry Pratchett

#15. Sex without foreplay is like song's reff without intro.

Toba Beta

#16. Don't stint on foreplay - or afterplay. Be inventive!

Ruth Westheimer

#17. You play with your tongue? You know, I can, too. Just when I do, it's cuter," I paused, "sexier even. Your tongue play? Ugh, just plain creepy. Anyone tell you that your real tongue is not suitable for foreplay?

Alyse M. Gardner

#18. Trying to figure out a person that you don't know is like foreplay
with no consummation.

Jacqueline Simon Gunn

#19. Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we'll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.

Jess C. Scott

#20. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?

Kim Harrison

#21. Like sexual intercourse, death needs foreplay.

Martin Page

#22. If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, "Hold onto somethin'," for foreplay then, sure, he was one wild boy.

Linda Kage

#23. The mistake the two of us made,' I said, 'was that we skimped the foreplay. I'm not blaming you, it was as much my fault as yours, but it was a fault nonetheless.

J.M. Coetzee

#24. In the dark, Dave reached for Roger's hand as they watched the shadowed lovemaking. "Were we ever that beautiful?"
"You still are," Roger told him.
"Maybe we should make the most of the hurricane."
"This is definitely foreplay."
"It's like Tumblr, the live version.

S.E. Jakes

#25. Here lies Kate Kane, killed in a foreplay accident. Beloved daughter. Sorely missed.

Alexis Hall

#26. We're supposed to hate each other," he whispered. "What about all the things we've said? What's all that been?"
Dave felt more than heard Zeke laugh, and he shivered again as Zeke pulled back and whispered against his mouth, "Foreplay, Dave, that's what it's been.

Meredith Shayne

#27. Normally I would hate games, but with her, it feels like foreplay

Harper Sloan

#28. He covered her hands with his. "Why the hurry?"
"Seriously?" She stared at him, her jaw dropping. "I'm on fire! If we wait one more minute, I'm certain the sheets will spontaneously combust. I won't be held responsible if your house burns down because you wanted to waste time on foreplay.

Elle James

#29. Foreplay with him is the space between us: the things we haven't said; the admissions we haven't made. If I'm scared, I can't feel it, and if I'm shaking, it's surpassed by my anticipation.

Jessica Hawkins

#30. Climbing Mount Everest is more satisfying than standing at the top; flirting and foreplay are more exciting than having an orgasm; and conducting groundbreaking lab experiments is more interesting than receiving praise and prizes.

Yuval Noah Harari