Best Drunk History Quotes

#1. They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.

Merrill Markoe

#2. Who would live in this rank old Paris if it was not for its gardens?" - John Sanderson

David McCullough

#3. We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like Mohammad. The emotion in Germany is Islamic; warlike and Islamic. They are all drunk with wild god. That can be the historic future.

C. G. Jung

#4. It was a gorgeous day. A fucking gorgeous day. It was one of those bright, breezy, unicorn-and-puppy mornings. I mean, the unicorns weren't out yet. They tend to be more nocturnal to increase the odds of picking up virgins at nightclubs, but there were a couple pegasi kicking it overhead.

Kate Danley

#5. He somehow saw that to her being drunk had its whole long sentimental history, whereas to him it was a freakish novelty.

Alan Hollinghurst

#6. He was many things right now. and he felt like he was being pulled in a million conflicting directions.

Madeleine Roux

#7. To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the lawyers say. The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

Eugene O'Neill

#8. It's a wonderful thing to know that there is something to know there is something greater than I am, and that is God itself.

Maya Angelou

#9. The fire of love is drawn from the sky rather than the human mind.

Aleksis Kivi

#10. The future is always more dangerous than the present and the past

ABC

#11. We've got to protect the music and make sure it never gets exploited.

Lauryn Hill