Bertus Miner Quotes

#1. Princess, your temper tantrums make you as defective as an open-ended condom.

Gena Showalter

#2. How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab.

Wiz Khalifa

#3. Pride is a good horse if thou ridest wisely

H. Rider Haggard

#4. Delayed gratification is a sweet lesson whose teacher knows the best is not right now, it is yet to be.

Maximillian Degenerez

#5. His crimped hair was subtly frosted, making him look like a preacher in some California church - the kind with acoustic guitars and headset microphones and not much use for the actual Bible.

John Wray

#6. The reason you are so sore you missed the war is because war is the best subject of all. It groups the maximum of material and speeds up the action and brings out all sorts of stuff that normally you have to wait a lifetime to get.

Ernest Hemingway,

#7. That's a really healthy thing - family will always protect you from yourself.

Johann Lamont

#8. You're like a madness
inside me, a fever I can't cure.

Sara Craven

#9. It's the end game that people dread and that's what I'm scared of

Terry Pratchett

#10. Slim and curving sickle of the moon

Cameron Dokey

#11. When I recorded Contra la Puerta, I never really thought out doing the material live. Mostly because I haven't really seen any electronic music performed live in an interesting way.

Jim Coleman

#12. Oh, Lady Maccon, I am unreservedly in love with her. That black hair, that sweet disposition, those capital hats.

Gail Carriger