Top 100 Berra Quotes
#1. Yogi Berra once stated, "If you don't know where you're going, you might end up someplace else.
Vickie Bevenour
#2. It ain't over til it's over.Yogi Berra
A good way to live one's life
Harold Kasselman
#3. Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.
A. Bartlett Giamatti
#4. Yogi Berra reportedly said, It's not the heat, it's the humility.
Paul Levine
#5. They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
#6. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Lawrence Peter (Yogi) Berra
Susan Israel
#7. Assign Yogi Berra to Cape Canaveral; he could handle any missile.
Marianne Moore
#8. People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that.
Mickey Mantle
#9. He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
#10. It ain't over 'til it's over.
-Yogi Berra
Wes Phelan
#11. I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it's almost like, as Yogi Berra said, 'deja vu all over again.'
Bobby Hull
#12. There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell them.
As the great philosopher of uncertainty Yogi berra once said, Don't waste your time trying to fight forecasters, stock analysts, economists and social scientists, except to play pranks on them.
Nicholas Nassim Taleb
#14. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
#15. Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
Yogi Berra
#16. Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
Yogi Berra
#17. The future isn't what is used to be.
Yogi Berra
#18. Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
Yogi Berra
#19. You can tell a lot just by looking at it.
Yogi Berra
#20. I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
Yogi Berra
#21. When you come to a fork in the road, just take it
Yogi Berra
#22. I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
Yogi Berra
#23. Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.
Yogi Berra
#24. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra
#25. You can get old pretty young if you don't
take care of yourself.
Yogi Berra
#26. Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
Yogi Berra
#27. 80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
Yogi Berra
#28. Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
Yogi Berra
#29. Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.
Yogi Berra
#31. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
#32. You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.
Yogi Berra
#33. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
Yogi Berra
#35. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra
#36. You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
Yogi Berra
#38. Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
Yogi Berra
#39. I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
#40. I enjoy now doing what I do ... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
Yogi Berra
#41. If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
Yogi Berra
#42. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra
#43. Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
Yogi Berra
#44. Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.
Yogi Berra
#45. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Yogi Berra
#46. Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Yogi Berra
#48. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra
#49. Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.
Yogi Berra
#51. How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
Yogi Berra
#52. If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.
Yogi Berra
#53. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
#54. It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
Yogi Berra
#55. How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
Yogi Berra
#57. Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
Yogi Berra
#58. I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra
#59. Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
Yogi Berra
#60. I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.
Yogi Berra
#61. You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
Yogi Berra
#62. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
Yogi Berra
#64. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
Yogi Berra
#65. Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Yogi Berra
#66. It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra
#67. Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Yogi Berra
#68. I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Yogi Berra
#69. I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?
Yogi Berra
#70. When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
Yogi Berra
#71. Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.
Yogi Berra
#72. I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
Yogi Berra
#73. Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
Yogi Berra
#74. You've got to be careful
If you don't know where you're going,
Because you might get there.
Yogi Berra
#75. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
Yogi Berra
#76. It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
Yogi Berra
#77. It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
Yogi Berra
#78. Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
Yogi Berra
#79. The similarities between me and my father are different.
Dale Berra
#80. Every time I see him, he's not there.
Yogi Berra
#81. It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!
Yogi Berra
#82. You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra
#83. It's 90% mental. The other half is physical
Yogi Berra
#84. Doing the little things can make a big difference.
Yogi Berra
#86. I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.
Yogi Berra
#88. If you come to a fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra
#89. He must have made that before he died.
Yogi Berra
#91. If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
Yogi Berra
#92. Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
Yogi Berra
#93. Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
Yogi Berra
#94. If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
Yogi Berra
#95. The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
Yogi Berra
#96. Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
#97. Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
#98. How can a you hit and think at the same time?
Yogi Berra
#99. Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.
Yogi Berra
#100. Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
Yogi Berra
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