
Top 100 Berra Quotes
#1. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
#2. Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
Yogi Berra
#3. Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
Yogi Berra
#4. The future isn't what is used to be.
Yogi Berra
#5. Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
Yogi Berra
#6. You can tell a lot just by looking at it.
Yogi Berra
#7. I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
Yogi Berra
#8. Yogi Berra once stated, "If you don't know where you're going, you might end up someplace else.
Vickie Bevenour
#9. When you come to a fork in the road, just take it
Yogi Berra
#10. I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
Yogi Berra
#11. Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.
Yogi Berra
#12. It ain't over til it's over.Yogi Berra
A good way to live one's life
Harold Kasselman
#13. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra
#14. You can get old pretty young if you don't
take care of yourself.
Yogi Berra
#15. Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
Yogi Berra
#16. 80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
Yogi Berra
#17. Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
Yogi Berra
#18. Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.
A. Bartlett Giamatti
#19. Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.
Yogi Berra
#20. Yogi Berra reportedly said, It's not the heat, it's the humility.
Paul Levine
#22. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
#23. You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.
Yogi Berra
#24. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
Yogi Berra
#26. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra
#27. You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
Yogi Berra
#29. Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
Yogi Berra
#30. I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
#31. I enjoy now doing what I do ... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
Yogi Berra
#32. If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
Yogi Berra
#33. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra
#34. Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
Yogi Berra
#35. Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.
Yogi Berra
#36. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Yogi Berra
#37. Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Yogi Berra
#39. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra
#40. Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.
Yogi Berra
#42. How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
Yogi Berra
#43. If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.
Yogi Berra
#44. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
#45. It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
Yogi Berra
#46. How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
Yogi Berra
#48. Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
Yogi Berra
#49. I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra
#50. Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
Yogi Berra
#51. I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.
Yogi Berra
#52. You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
Yogi Berra
#53. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
Yogi Berra
#55. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
Yogi Berra
#56. Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Yogi Berra
#57. It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra
#58. Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Yogi Berra
#59. I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Yogi Berra
#60. They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
#61. I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?
Yogi Berra
#62. When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
Yogi Berra
#63. Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.
Yogi Berra
#64. I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
Yogi Berra
#65. Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
Yogi Berra
#66. You've got to be careful
If you don't know where you're going,
Because you might get there.
Yogi Berra
#67. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
Yogi Berra
#68. It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
Yogi Berra
#69. It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
Yogi Berra
#70. Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
Yogi Berra
#71. The similarities between me and my father are different.
Dale Berra
#72. Every time I see him, he's not there.
Yogi Berra
#73. It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!
Yogi Berra
#74. You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra
#75. It's 90% mental. The other half is physical
Yogi Berra
#76. Doing the little things can make a big difference.
Yogi Berra
#78. I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.
Yogi Berra
#80. If you come to a fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra
#81. He must have made that before he died.
Yogi Berra
#83. If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
Yogi Berra
#84. Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
Yogi Berra
#85. Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
Yogi Berra
#86. If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
Yogi Berra
#87. The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
Yogi Berra
#88. Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
#89. Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
#90. How can a you hit and think at the same time?
Yogi Berra
#91. Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.
Yogi Berra
#92. Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
Yogi Berra
#94. I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
Yogi Berra
#95. Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.
Yogi Berra
#96. I didn't know much about golf growing up.
Yogi Berra
#97. I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working ... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.
Yogi Berra
#98. I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Yogi Berra
#100. Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
Yogi Berra
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