Top 100 Berra Quotes

#1. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Yogi Berra

#2. Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Yogi Berra

#3. Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Yogi Berra

#4. The future isn't what is used to be.

Yogi Berra

#5. Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

Yogi Berra

#6. You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Yogi Berra

#7. I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

Yogi Berra

#8. Yogi Berra once stated, "If you don't know where you're going, you might end up someplace else.

Vickie Bevenour

#9. When you come to a fork in the road, just take it

Yogi Berra

#10. I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

Yogi Berra

#11. Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

Yogi Berra

#12. It ain't over til it's over.Yogi Berra
A good way to live one's life

Harold Kasselman

#13. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

#14. You can get old pretty young if you don't
take care of yourself.

Yogi Berra

#15. Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Yogi Berra

#16. 80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

Yogi Berra

#17. Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Yogi Berra

#18. Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.

A. Bartlett Giamatti

#19. Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.

Yogi Berra

#20. Yogi Berra reportedly said, It's not the heat, it's the humility.

Paul Levine

#21. It ain't over until it's over

Yogi Berra

#22. If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

#23. You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

Yogi Berra

#24. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.

Yogi Berra

#25. It gets late early out there.

Yogi Berra

#26. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Yogi Berra

#27. You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

Yogi Berra

#28. Its getting late early

Yogi Berra

#29. Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Yogi Berra

#30. I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Yogi Berra

#31. I enjoy now doing what I do ... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

Yogi Berra

#32. If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Yogi Berra

#33. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Yogi Berra

#34. Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

Yogi Berra

#35. Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.

Yogi Berra

#36. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Yogi Berra

#37. Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Yogi Berra

#38. Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

Yogi Berra

#39. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Yogi Berra

#40. Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

Yogi Berra

#41. Ok you guys, pair up in threes!

Yogi Berra

#42. How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

Yogi Berra

#43. If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

Yogi Berra

#44. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

#45. It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

Yogi Berra

#46. How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Yogi Berra

#47. Swing at the strikes.

Yogi Berra

#48. Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

Yogi Berra

#49. I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Yogi Berra

#50. Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Yogi Berra

#51. I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

Yogi Berra

#52. You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

Yogi Berra

#53. I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Yogi Berra

#54. What a house - nothin' but rooms!

Yogi Berra

#55. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

Yogi Berra

#56. Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

Yogi Berra

#57. It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Yogi Berra

#58. Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

Yogi Berra

#59. I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Yogi Berra

#60. They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Casey Stengel

#61. I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

Yogi Berra

#62. When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

Yogi Berra

#63. Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.

Yogi Berra

#64. I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

Yogi Berra

#65. Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Yogi Berra

#66. You've got to be careful
If you don't know where you're going,
Because you might get there.

Yogi Berra

#67. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

Yogi Berra

#68. It's not too far; it just seems like it is.

Yogi Berra

#69. It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.

Yogi Berra

#70. Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

Yogi Berra

#71. The similarities between me and my father are different.

Dale Berra

#72. Every time I see him, he's not there.

Yogi Berra

#73. It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!

Yogi Berra

#74. You can observe a lot just by watching.

Yogi Berra

#75. It's 90% mental. The other half is physical

Yogi Berra

#76. Doing the little things can make a big difference.

Yogi Berra

#77. 90% of the game is half mental.

Yogi Berra

#78. I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.

Yogi Berra

#79. Deja Vu All Over Again

Yogi Berra

#80. If you come to a fork in the road, take it

Yogi Berra

#81. He must have made that before he died.

Yogi Berra

#82. We made too many wrong mistakes.

Yogi Berra

#83. If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

Yogi Berra

#84. Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

Yogi Berra

#85. Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

#86. If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.

Yogi Berra

#87. The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.

Yogi Berra

#88. Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Yogi Berra

#89. Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

Yogi Berra

#90. How can a you hit and think at the same time?

Yogi Berra

#91. Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

Yogi Berra

#92. Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

Yogi Berra

#93. I don't mean to be funny.

Yogi Berra

#94. I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Yogi Berra

#95. Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Yogi Berra

#96. I didn't know much about golf growing up.

Yogi Berra

#97. I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working ... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.

Yogi Berra

#98. I'm in no condition to drive ... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Yogi Berra

#99. Little things are big.

Yogi Berra

#100. Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Yogi Berra

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