Top 33 Benzine Quotes

#1. Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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Benzine Quotes #100190
#2. The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #147901
#3. Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #160088
#4. At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #168642
#5. People alive are better than people not alive.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #179701
#6. Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #254963
#7. This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #260300
#8. If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #485671
#9. It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #557495
#10. Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

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Benzine Quotes #637831
#11. Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #716658
#12. Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #822475
#13. Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #858075
#14. Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #978450
#15. It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #982978
#16. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #991606
#17. Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #997512
#18. The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1016539
#19. Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1024221
#20. Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1134864
#21. Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1323900
#22. Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1344067
#23. I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1350267
#24. I love it when the coffee's done!

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1390497
#25. Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1493960
#26. Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1575230
#27. Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1575781
#28. Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing ... and that's a great way to lose weight.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1580978
#29. The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1596596
#30. I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1617179
#31. The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1628654
#32. Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1813478
#33. Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Craig Benzine

Benzine Quotes #1869918

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