Behans Woodlawn Quotes

#1. If the strong exploit the weak, democracy will not be stable.

Condoleezza Rice

#2. Do there exist many worlds, or is there but a single world? This is one of the most noble and exalted questions in the study of Nature.

Albertus Magnus

#3. Each day, whatever I am doing, I am always praying and thinking of
God.

Thomas Yellowtail

#4. And all that 'don't want to lose you' is utter bullshit. But just in case it's true, guess what? You did lose me. Just now.

Kristan Higgins

#5. We came to fear something more complicated than death, an annihilation less final but more complete, and we got out. Becausewe all knew that if you stayed too long you became one of those poor bastards who had to have a war on all the time, and where was that?

Michael Herr

#6. Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?
He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;
She thinks she scolds because he drinks;
And nether will admit what's true,
That he's a sot and she's a shrew.

Ogden Nash

#7. It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.

David Letterman