Beer Nuts Sayings

#1. Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.

George Wendt

#2. Have you ever been in a pub where everyone goes armed? Oh, things are a little polite at first, I'll grant you, and then some twerp drinks out of the wrong mug or picks up someone else's change by mistake and five minutes later you're picking noses out of the beer nuts

Terry Pratchett

#3. Life is full of endless possibilities. I tried valiantly not to choke on the beer nuts I was chewing while she gushed this kidney stone of wisdom,

Bret Easton Ellis

#4. You found anything?" Nick said.
"I found a twig.

Jennifer Rush

#5. My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.

Christopher Titus

#6. Were I asked, what is a fairytale? I should reply, Read Undine: that is a fairytale.

George MacDonald

#7. The issue is never, "Are you qualified?" The issue is always, "Are you called?

Mark Batterson

#8. If we've somehow become convinced that the script we followed 'yesterday' can't be edited, it will be incredibly difficult to tell the difference between 'yesterday' and 'tomorrow'.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#9. But when we talk about God, we're talking about the very straightforward affirmation that everything has a singular, common source and is infinitely, endlessly, deeply connected.

Rob Bell

#10. The house felt different. Unsafe, unknown, too many possibilities existing all at once. Too many voices whispered back at me from the walls.

Megan Miranda

#11. The best work is done with the heart breaking, or overflowing.

Mignon McLaughlin

#12. I'm like a point guard. Barack is about ideas and questions, and I don't have all the answers. He trusts me to pass the ball to others to give him points of view.

Mark Lippert

#13. I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

Dolph Lundgren

#14. (Ash used his powers to lift Zarek from the floor and pin him roughly against the ceiling.)
Stop pushing your luck, boy. I've had it with you. (Acheron)
Have you ever thought of hiring yourself out to Disneyland? People would pay a fortune for this ride. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. I don't think I'm a flaming radical.

Jeanne Phillips

#16. The place where the prince of darkness reigns is a place of humiliation

Sunday Adelaja

#17. A newly elected representative quickly discovers that his job in government-aside from making new laws-is to act as a broker, middleman, special pleader and finagler.

William Greider

#18. I wanted to show I had balls at age 60.

Sylvester Stallone

#19. When a wisp of fog blew by her she laughed and reached out her hands to it. When the wind blew she turned to it and opened her bodice, letting it caress and kiss her breasts, for she never knew when it might be him, and still she wanted nothing more than to please him utterly.

Elliot Mabeuse