Bedknobs And Broomsticks Funny Quotes

#1. Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.

Will Rogers

#2. Comfort is beauty muted by heroin. Sadness is beauty drained by lack of it.

Luke Davies

#3. This meeting was like many of the meetings that I would go to over the course of two years. The only way I can describe it is that, well, the president is like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people. There is no discernible connection.

Paul O'Neill

#4. It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

David Sedaris

#5. Dorian's scar itched. It did that when he was agitated, or angry, or experiencing anything one might call emotion. Or when rain was on the horizon, but he didn't think that was entirely relevant to why it was itching now.

Melissa Grey

#6. The order should not have been given,' she said. 'It was not done for the city but for your private ends.'
I shook my head. 'There is no difference.'
You believe that?'
A Prince must, or he is no Prince.

John Christopher

#7. is only one thing more mortifying than having an exclamation mark removed by an editor: an exclamation mark added in.

Lynne Truss