Beautiful Long Distance Love Quotes

#1. My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.

Allen Steck

#2. When life is hard, remember - we are not the first to ask, 'Is there no other way?

Jeffrey R. Holland

#3. Hell is just a frame of mind.

Christopher Marlowe

#4. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

#5. In much of today's popular culture, the virtues of forgiveness and kindness are belittled, while ridicule, anger, and harsh criticism are encouraged. Let us not hurt the ones we love the most by selfish criticism!

David E. Sorensen

#6. A great man la an abstraction of some one excellence; but whoever fancies himself an abstraction of excellence, so far from being great, may be sure that he is a blockhead, equally ignorant of excellence or defect of himself or others.

William Hazlitt

#7. Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.

Gary Hart

#8. Tonight, Let's just carve pumpkins.

Colleen Hoover

#9. The monarchy, as Lord Esher, adviser to Edward VII and editor of Queen Victoria's early letters and journals, would later say, was exchanging 'authority' for 'influence'.3

A. N. Wilson

#10. I never wanted to make it too easy for people to sum me up.

Stella McCartney

#11. The United States has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world - an average of 89 per 100 people,

Chris Hedges

#12. Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

April Winchell