Beat The Quotes

#1. Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points.
Or as Hillary Clinton would say, Too close to call.

Craig Ferguson

#2. Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.

Stacey Wallace Benefiel

#3. My dad started taking me to Winnipeg games when I was 3 or 4. As a kid, I loved Wayne Gretzky, and I remember the first game I got to see him play against the Jets. The Kings beat the Jets, and I was happy that they did. Gretzky left the game after the first period, and I was upset about that.

Jonathan Toews

#4. I won't lie. I want to beat the hell out of any man who's had you - you'd be smart to keep them the hell away from me - but nothing in your past can change how I feel about you.

Sylvia Day

#5. A montage is incredibly challenging. When I can, I'd like to know what the music is going to be ahead of time because that will affect the beat, the pace of the montage.

Michelle MacLaren

#6. I, Charles W. Penrose, wrote the Manifesto with the assistance of Frank J. Cannon and John White ... Wilford Woodruff signed it to beat the devil at his own game.

Charles W. Penrose

#7. It used to be said all horse players die broke - you can't beat the races. But today, with the Pick 6's and Superfectas, you can. Not that the odds aren't against you, but a good hit, and it's hard to blow that back.

Dick Van Patten

#8. If you beat the Man, who was the Man, then you're the Man.

Michael Moorer

#9. I have some crack sources - cops who call me, and say, "Hey, there's a dead body in Civic Park, try not to beat the homicide detectives there."
- Gabriella Giovanni, BLESSED ARE THE DEAD

Kristi Belcamino

#10. How did Terrible Teddy's face get like that?"
"Me."
"You hit him?"
"He touched you, you said it hurt. I found him and beat the shit out of him."
Oh ... my ... God.

Kristen Ashley

#11. Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.

Craig Johnson

#12. Sitting here and waiting on her to calm down enough to tell me who I needed to go beat the shit out of for making her cry wasn't easy.

Abbi Glines

#13. Can we ring the bells backward? Can we unlearn the arts that pretend to civilize, and then burn the world? There is a march of science; but who shall beat the drums for its retreat?

Charles Lamb

#14. I am trying to beat the guy sitting across from me and trying to choose the moves that are most unpleasant for him and his style.

Magnus Carlsen

#15. Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

Jerry Jones

#16. To have teachable spirit gives you the ability to beat the odds and to achieve your full potential.

Euginia Herlihy

#17. Travis punched his palm. "Do you want me to go beat the piss out of Finch? Teach him a lesson? I'll take him out."
I couldn't help but smile. "If I wanted to take Finch out, I'd just tell him Prada went out of business, and he'd finish the job for me.

Jamie McGuire

#18. Suppose, before you beat the stuffing out of me, you tell me who you are and explain why. Then I may or may not take it like a man, depending on whether or not I agree with you.

Ashlyn Macnamara

#19. Some of you ... have never read a Patrick O'Brian novel. I beseech you to start now. Start with Master and Commander, which should be available in paperback from your nearest bookseller. And if he-or she-does not have a copy, then beat the wretched fellow.

Kevin Myers

#20. Nobody can beat the Marvellous one!

Marc Mero

#21. I have the utmost confidence that through your efforts we will eventually beat the hell out of those bastards - You name them; I'll shoot them!

George S. Patton

#22. This is what I wanted. They tell me that London is the best field in history. I wanted to be part of that. Because everyone will be there it will be a wonderful challenge for me. You can see the best runners, how they look, how they run. For me to beat the best is what counts.

Haile Gebrselassie

#23. Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Larry Kersten

#24. He couldn't change the past, and he couldn't control the future. But he would beat the present into submission.

Joel Ohman

#25. Then the liars and swearers are fools, for there are liars and swearers enough to beat the honest men and hang up them.

William Shakespeare

#26. He quite liked the wizards. They didn't commit crimes. Not Vimes's type of crimes, anyway. The occult wasn't Vimes's beat. The wizards might well mess up the very fabric of time and space but they didn't lead to paperwork, and that was fine by Vimes. There

Terry Pratchett

#27. We make two assumptions that are vital to the arguments in this book: There are active managers that can beat the market (i.e., the market is not completely efficient). Superior active managers can be identified.

Meb Faber

#28. For a permanent solution to easing tension and soothe the rough waters of the world that cause people to go to drugs, drinking, gambling, pornography, overeating, or anything that will give them some temporary relief, you can't beat the support and encouragement of a friend.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#29. To be the man, you gotta beat the man!

Ric Flair

#30. We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world.

Rachel Griffiths

#31. Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.

Mickey Spillane

#32. You don't build wealth with credit card rewards and airline miles. You can't beat the credit card companies at their own game.

Dave Ramsey

#33. Do you ever just want to beat the hell out of the woman?" Suzanne asked. Father Stearns released a heavy, much put-upon sigh. "Every day of my life.

Tiffany Reisz

#34. Photographs of them alive and smiling would have made me cry and fall down and beat the earth with my fists; their actual dead faces only sealed me off from myself.

Russell Banks

#35. Over a 10-season stretch from 1967 to 1976, eight Super Bowl champions either were the Raiders or had to beat the Raiders in the playoffs. The Jets, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Baltimore Colts, Miami, the Steelers each of the first two times ... we all had to deal with the Raiders.

Joe Greene

#36. If I was ever going to win Ironman, I was going to have to beat the man who rinsed his cottage cheese

Matt Fitzgerald

#37. You cannot beat the clock. My advice is to grab your moments of grace and enjoy them while they last.

Amy Dickinson

#38. Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

Joe Theismann

#39. They beat the shit out of me. But you know what? I didn't need that shit inside of me. I'm glad it's gone.

David Levithan

#40. If you see yourself as trying to beat the mountain, eventually the mountain will win. You don't conquer mountains, you cooperate with them.

Stacy Allison

#41. The only way to beat the competition is to stop trying to beat the competition

W.Chan Kim

#42. My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't be done.

John Scarne

#43. I want to beat the best out there and whoever is considered the top fighters of my era.

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

#44. The average result has to be the average result. By definition, everybody can't beat the market. As I always say, the iron rule of life is that only 20% of the people can be in the top fifth. That's just the way it is.

Charlie Munger

#45. The ocean humbles you. You can go and win a world title, but you're never going to beat the ocean.

Stephanie Gilmore

#46. And when it comes to questioning people, I have a lot more finesse than High King Let's Beat The Shit Out Of Them Until They Answer Us. The nonviolent art of interrogating someone is totally lost on Kip. (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#47. She traveled the world and wrote books and took lovers and broke hearts. She didn't allow life just to happen to her. She punched and pummeled and beat the living shit out of it. She mauled it.

Rick Yancey

#48. I've never believed it's really so important that you conform to the ways of the system in order to beat the system. I think that the system follows a great deal.

Saul Williams

#49. These guys get mean waiting on furloughs, beat the machines up good, insurance replaces three batches a month, but destroying machines aint booze and pussy if you know what I mean.

Philip Schultz

#50. No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.

Mandy Patinkin

#51. For a pure sense of being tumultuously alive, you can't beat the nasty side of existence.

Philip Roth

#52. When we respond accordingly, when our responses are healthy, when we are not trying to beat the system, life treats us well.

Sunday Adelaja

#53. Every adult grew from a kid who beat the odds. But at different times, in different places, the odds have been appallingly steep.

M.R. Carey

#54. I think I was more or less, convinced of that by just the press, the US press. By people who were pressuring you, saying that you gotta beat the Russian's, if you don't win anything else, win the Russian meet and so forth.

Ralph Boston

#55. I always beat the sun up in the morning. It's the secret to why I'm double trouble.

Al Sharpton

#56. Every time an article is written about me or any of my contemporaries who's had the fortune and discipline to look good at a certain age, I am struck by the tone of astonishment, and the certainty that something is being done secretively to beat the devil.

Joan Collins

#57. With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro's true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock to political outrage without missing a beat, The Troublesome Amputee is a powerful collection of pitch-black verse.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

#58. I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.

Marilyn Manson

#59. I want him to explain a few things to me, before I beat the prion-whatevers out of him.

Lia Habel

#60. The problem with taking your happy pills and puttering along as before is that it's no better than sweeping dirt under the carpet. I want you to take that rug out back and beat the hell out of it.

Julie Holland

#61. If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

Khloe Kardashian

#62. My dad used to say, 'You have to become part of the machine to beat the machine,' and there's some validity in it. But honestly, even when I'm inside the machine, you still see me. I stick out a little bit.

Michael Shannon

#63. Caroline: 'You know Sora. I don't. It will hurt you. It won't hurt me. Nothing hurts me.'
Lake: 'Liar. Just breathing hurts you so bad, you want to beat the snot out of something.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#64. The words 'Very finely played, sir, I believe' were formed in his gullet if not in his mouth when he caught the cold and indeed inimical look and heard the whisper, 'If you really must beat the measure, sir, let me entreat you to do so in time, and not half a beat ahead.

Patrick O'Brian

#65. A wise man alters his misconceptions when he learns the truth; a fool tries to beat the truth into the mold of his misconceptions.

Sarah A. Chrisman

#66. I'm quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I'm a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other.

Suki Waterhouse

#67. There's nothing that can beat the feeling of doing a movie or a TV show that makes everyone feel good.

Shelley Duvall

#68. You can't beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude.

Rob Sheffield

#69. I hate clocks. They tick. Other things make noises in their time and need, but clocks mechanically beat the seconds to death.

Kerry Greenwood

#70. I always admired Stanley Kubrick for the fact that he managed to beat the system somehow. I think he kind of had it all figured out.

Joel Coen

#71. Had (President) Kennedy turned to his advisers and wailed, "What can we beat the Russians at?" and if someone had cried "Backgammon!" at that point, Apollo would never have happened.

Andrew Smith

#72. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

Will Rogers

#73. As I always used to tell Thomas Wolfe, there are three things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

Bill Bryson

#74. In a just cause the weak will beat the strong!

Sophocles

#75. The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?" "So did the six-year-old girl, ma'am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.

James Patterson

#76. I had seen how in an instant, those you called friends could suddenly become tormentors, sniffing out a weakness or a difference, turning their own fear of ostracism into a weapon with which they could beat the victim away, afraid that being an outsider, and individual even, was somehow infectious.

Meera Syal

#77. Most investors, both institutional and individual, will find that the best way to own common stocks (shares') is through an index fund that charges minimal fees. Those following this path are sure to beat the net results (after fees and expenses) of the great majority of investment professionals.

Warren Buffett

#78. Her heartbeat was in her hands, her heart beat the way she moved her head, her whole body was her heart beating.

Tom Spanbauer

#79. You have to teach 'em not to mess with you. You gotta be the big guy don't let him hurt you. If he hits you stand back up and beat the shit out of him.

Skye Perez

#80. It's the only way to beat the monsters."
"It's not the only way," I say.
"No?" she asks, surprised.
"You can always become a monster too.

Pierce Brown

#81. Why do you beat the air and run in vain? Every occupation has a purpose, obviously. Tell me then, what is the purpose of all the activity of the world? Answer, I challenge you! It is vanity of vanity: all is vanity.

Saint John Chrysostom

#82. Our system is dynamic, always shifting gears. What I do is I build models to beat the market.

Louis Navellier

#83. No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.

Bohumil Hrabal

#84. No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!

Matthew McConaughey

#85. Promoting what you don't like, invites more of it to your doorstep. Beat the right drum. ~T.F. Hodge

T.F. Hodge

#86. Officer After leaned across the seat toward me - which, under the circumstances, made me start back. 'I'm sorry I'm not allowed to beat the shit out of him for you.

Jennifer Echols

#87. I grew up believing that one person could make a difference. In Indiana, you saw that with basketball. The small town could beat the big town, like in the movie 'Hoosiers.' That is one of the things that attracts me to entrepreneurs.

Mary Meeker

#88. I would rather beat the Yankees regularly than pitch a no hit game.

Bob Feller

#89. I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me ... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.

Ty Cobb

#90. I went out in my yard and saw a snake, so I got really scared, and I came back inside to get a shovel, and beat the hell out of that snake. Then I didn't have cable for a week.

Charlie Viracola

#91. I went to do Eclipse right after The Runaways, and I think the director of that movie might have said to another cast member that he had to beat the Joan Jett out of me.

Kristen Stewart

#92. But you'll want me someday? That feeling you once had for me ... that hasn't left either?" Our hearts beat the same wild rhythm. They're playing the same song. "It never left," I say.

Stephanie Perkins

#93. The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.

Adam Smith

#94. They want to beat the Don Dadda. It means, 'The Man.'

Shaquille O'Neal

#95. It is difficult to systematically beat the market. But it is not difficult to systematically throw money down a rat hole by generating commissions and other costs.

Michael Jensen

#96. Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor.

Saddam Hussein

#97. I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.

George Carlin

#98. This message (that attempting to beat the market is futile) can never be sold on Wall Street because it is in effect telling stock analysts to drop dead.

Paul Samuelson

#99. We must beat the Gospel into peoples' heads incessantly because it's the one thing we're prone to forget.

Martin Luther

#100. Beat the snakes closest to you.

William Reese