Top 20 Beano Quotes

#1. Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

Beano Cook

Beano Quotes #81453
#2. I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

Beano Cook

Beano Quotes #85621
#3. Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Beano Cook

Beano Quotes #161369
#4. No poem, not even Shakespeare or Milton or Chaucer, is ever strong enough to totally exclude every crucial precursor text or poem.

Harold Bloom

Beano Quotes #176532
#5. It's such a beautiful question, Luce. I adore you for asking it, and I wish I could explain it better. All I can tell you is this: The only way to survive eternity is to be able to appreciate each moment.

Lauren Kate

Beano Quotes #250446
#6. My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

Beano Cook

Beano Quotes #282507
#7. You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Beano Cook

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#8. Good people are the same everywhere. They help each other.

James Patterson

Beano Quotes #651094
#9. Beano, buying the Globe and Mail, the National Post, the Calgary

Douglas Kennedy

Beano Quotes #682090
#10. Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell.

P.C. Cast

Beano Quotes #729984
#11. The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Beano Cook

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#12. Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

Beano Cook

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#13. Furless now, upright, My banished
and experimental
child
You said, though your own heart condemn you
I do not condemn you.

Franz Wright

Beano Quotes #984815
#14. You'll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I'm dead, so who cares?

Beano Cook

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#15. The best painters, as they progress in reputation and towards perfection, are found to dispense more and more with the technique of the art, for simpler methods. Simplicity never fails to charm.

Honore De Balzac

Beano Quotes #1230871
#16. Love a tree; it will love you back.

Debasish Mridha

Beano Quotes #1357067
#17. Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

Beano Cook

Beano Quotes #1375020
#18. Does not happen!

Terry Pratchett

Beano Quotes #1520110
#19. It's easy to tune out your critics, but difficult to turn off your conscience.

Frank Sonnenberg

Beano Quotes #1578816
#20. In the mountains our throats become free. It's a wonder we don't break into song.

Franz Kafka

Beano Quotes #1819267

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