Top 20 Beano Quotes
#1. Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
Beano Cook
#2. I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
Beano Cook
#3. Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
Beano Cook
#4. No poem, not even Shakespeare or Milton or Chaucer, is ever strong enough to totally exclude every crucial precursor text or poem.
Harold Bloom
#5. It's such a beautiful question, Luce. I adore you for asking it, and I wish I could explain it better. All I can tell you is this: The only way to survive eternity is to be able to appreciate each moment.
Lauren Kate
#6. My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.
Beano Cook
#7. You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
Beano Cook
#8. Good people are the same everywhere. They help each other.
James Patterson
#9. Beano, buying the Globe and Mail, the National Post, the Calgary
Douglas Kennedy
#10. Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell.
P.C. Cast
#11. The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.
Beano Cook
#12. Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
Beano Cook
#13. Furless now, upright, My banished
and experimental
child
You said, though your own heart condemn you
I do not condemn you.
Franz Wright
#14. You'll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I'm dead, so who cares?
Beano Cook
#15. The best painters, as they progress in reputation and towards perfection, are found to dispense more and more with the technique of the art, for simpler methods. Simplicity never fails to charm.
Honore De Balzac
#17. Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
Beano Cook
#19. It's easy to tune out your critics, but difficult to turn off your conscience.
Frank Sonnenberg
#20. In the mountains our throats become free. It's a wonder we don't break into song.
Franz Kafka
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