Bean Counter Quotes

#1. I'm a bean counter. Oh, I'm not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter.

Jarod Kintz

#2. Sharks don't eat seafood because they like it, but because chicken can't swim.

Michael J. Sullivan

#3. I will have both of you," he said. "My Sentinel and my city. And the GP will learn exactly how stubborn we both can be.

Chloe Neill

#4. Maybe life is measured by the first time you question your place in the world and by the final answer you come up with.

Chris Dietzel

#5. God was someone I wound up turning over and over in my mind each night ... Was He punishing me with this meal or was He rewarding me? Did He actively watch me or take me for granted like a fish you don't notice until it's floating on the surface of the tank?

David Sedaris

#6. Saying to herself out loud so just maybe someone will hear her, even though by now everyone's in bed, "I'm so tired I could die.

Fanny Britt

#7. God uses the opposite situation of each fruit to allow us a choice. You can't claim to be good if you have never been tempted to be bad.

Rick Warren

#8. I begin to suspect that the world is divided not only into the happy and the unhappy, but into those who like happiness and those who, odd as it seems, really don't.

C.S. Lewis

#9. It was a blur," people say. What they really mean is the impossibility of anyone truly entering such an experience from outside, the futility of explanation.

Diana Gabaldon