Baxendale Quotes

#1. I think I've played a lesbian about five times. The first one was with Helen Baxendale in a drama called 'The Investigator,' about the conditions lesbians had to live under in the army in Britain, which was based on a true story.

Laura Fraser

#2. Well, technically, they're going to take my brain apart neuron by neuron. But yes, they'll probably just rip yours out.' Under his breath, the Doctor added, 'If they can find it . . .

Trevor Baxendale

#3. There's a medical term for it, actually. It's called Hugh Grantism. You spend so long faffing around trying to do the correct thing that the chance to do anything at all just slips you by.

Trevor Baxendale

#4. Unless you love yourself, you can't love anybody. Be selfish.

Rajneesh

#5. History was about to be made. Or, if not actually made, then torn apart.

Trevor Baxendale

#6. Smee?
What Cap'n?
You are a supreme idjit.
Aye cap'n.

Dave Barry

#7. Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.

Edgar Degas

#8. Do it. Go there. Take it away, permanently. Deliver the fear. Force the task. Remove all hope. Demand the sacrifice. Enact defeat. Wreck everything. Great endings are built of great climaxes: enormous feats, worst fears, tremendous losses, harrowing sacrifices, utter destruction.

Donald Maass

#9. You don't need to look like a monster to be one,' replied the Doctor.

Trevor Baxendale

#10. I hate the thought of someone never being missed,' said Ianto sadly. 'It's the ultimate humiliation, surely. So unimportant in life that no one even notices when you die.

Trevor Baxendale

#11. Nothing may change in days or in years or all can change in hours and in seconds! Knowing this means that you already know many things!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. Look, I really hate it when people say this sort of things ... Do you know who I am?
He lean a little closer and whisperer something.
ALERT it cried, head spinning from side to side . EMERGENCY! IT IS THE DOC-TOR!

Trevor Baxendale

#13. Y'know, I kind of prefer it when the dead stay dead.'
'Pot. Kettle. Black,' Owen said.
'Yeah,' agreed Jack with a shrug. 'The difference is, I do it with style.

Trevor Baxendale

#14. That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers.
'That a medical term?' asked Jack.
'It is when I use it.

Trevor Baxendale

#15. Bugs Bunny with a double-barreled twelve-gauge shoots you in the head with a miracle.

Denis Johnson