Batteries Not Included Quotes

#1. Ove's wife sometimes jokes that the three worst words Ove knows in this life are "Batteries not included." People usually laugh when she says that. But Ove does not usually laugh.

Fredrik Backman

#2. For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

Milton Berle

#3. As a woman, you're not accessible to every world.

Zaha Hadid

#4. Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.

Brock Yates

#5. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

Steven Wright

#6. The next episode of 3D printing will involve printing entirely new kinds of materials. Eventually we will print complete products - circuits, motors, and batteries already included. At that point, all bets are off.

Hod Lipson

#7. Her chief dread in life, at this period of her development, was that she would appear narrow minded; what she feared next afterwards was that she should be so.

Henry James

#8. When you're alone you don't do much laughing.

P.G. Wodehouse

#9. Easy for you to say," Polly said. "You've lived here all your life and stayed under the radar. No one points at you."
"Sometimes small children point at my butt," Aunt Rhea said. "But that's just on account of all the fried chicken.

Kathy Hepinstall

#10. The boy who chose to play the villain in order to battle a monster who calls himself a hero

Lisa Maxwell

#11. People think that the people in Hollywood have some master plan. They just make the movies that people go to see. I think it's that simple. I promise you if people were lining up around the block to see a Bible movie, they'd make Bible movies from now to the end of time.

Alan Arkin

#12. Give me the death of my soul. Intoxicate me with self-love.

Austin Osman Spare

#13. This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So ... just batteries aren't included.

Kevin Sorbo

#14. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning