Bath Towels Quotes

#1. Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He knew it. It was my last beating. From him.

Charles Bukowski

#2. Looked around for Grandma, spotting her and Dougie hiding behind a car on the opposite side of the street. They were wearing Super Suits and they had bath towels pinned around their necks like capes.

Janet Evanovich

#3. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Steven Wright

#4. I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he'd had a shower

J.G. Ballard

#5. Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.

Eric Gurney

#6. Someone in our family had taken to wiping his or her ass on the bath towels. What made this exceptionally disturbing was that all our towels were fudge-colored. You'd be drying your hair when, too late, you noticed an unmistakable odor on your hands, head, and face.

David Sedaris

#7. What I love about New York is just the electricity I feel right away.

Jack Dorsey

#8. The quality of taking responsibility does not come naturally. It has to be taught
more by example than by anything else.

Daniel Whyte III

#9. Bad pony-men! BOO!

Rick Riordan

#10. The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry.

Douglas Adams

#11. One of the reasons why when Elvis dies or the Son of Sam is captured ABC News' ratings go up is because people who don't normally watch news are watching then. The question is, do you want to attract people who don't watch network news or fight over the people who do?

Roone Arledge

#12. Learn this of me, where'er thy lot doth fall,
Short lot, or not, to be content with all.

Robert Herrick

#13. I was a writer on Cape Cod.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#14. Anything whose presence or absence makes no discernible difference is no essential part of the whole.

Aristotle.