Barbaloots Dr Quotes

#1. A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Ogden Nash

#2. Most people say about graveyards: "Oh, it's just a bunch of dead people. It's creepy." But for me, there's an energy to it that it not creepy, or dark. It has a positive sense to it.

Tim Burton

#3. Half of my heart is a shotgun wedding
To a bride with a paper ring
And half of my heart is the part of a man
Who's never truly loved anything

John Mayer

#4. If you paid your mortgage off, it means you probably did not manage your funds efficiently over the years,

David Lereah

#5. This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?

Pat Condell

#6. When was ever honey made with one bee in a hive?

Thomas Hood

#7. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

Ambrose Bierce

#8. I refused [to study under Rodin] because nothing grows under large trees.

Constantin Brancusi

#9. He was scrupulous about the use of his title because, his investigations being so utterly unscientific, he hoped to borrow an air of respectability, even scholarly authority, from his education.

Shirley Jackson

#10. In life, be a participant, not a spectator.

Lou Holtz

#11. Ezekiel 33:10 says that our sins weigh us down and we will waste away our lives because of them.

Tijan

#12. I want to tell you what's really happened."
"Not now. Please not now. Whatever's happened, come and make love to me."
And we did make love; not sex, but love; though sex would have been so much wiser.

John Fowles

#13. Photographs also show the way that the camera sees. It's not just me or you or anybody else. The camera does something that is different from our own setting.

Lee Friedlander

#14. No matter how widely you have travelled, you haven't seen the world if you have failed to look into the human hearts that inhabit it.

Donald C. Peattie