Bar Of Soap Sayings

#1. Apparently unaffected, she rose. "Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going." She feigned a yawn. "You've gotta head back to work and I've gotta head to jail. Big night for me. I'm planning to shiv someone for a bar of soap.

Kresley Cole

#2. If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.

James Lileks

#3. I usually go to Lush for hair products. I had no idea that this existed, but they have a shampoo rock, and it looks like a bar of soap, and I was tripping out when they told me it was a shampoo, so that's pretty sweet.

Christian Serratos

#4. People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.

David Brooks

#5. Dead like slipped on a bar of soap or like Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping?

Nick Harkaway

#6. When I was old enough to know better, I ate a bar of soap in the shape of the Muppets' Fozzie Bear, because I loved him so much I wanted to consume him, even if doing so made me ill. I didn't yet know the word 'foreshadowing.' Fozzie was the only first of many pop-culture icons I feel shaped by.

Emma Forrest

#7. All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Eoin Colfer

#8. Love is a funny thing to describe. It's so easy to feel and yet so slippery to talk about. It's like a bar of soap in the bathtub - you have it in your hand until you hold on too tight.

Michael Jackson

#9. I was going to wake up early tomorrow and go into the bathroom and write 'I love you' on the mirror with a bar of soap.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#10. Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap.

Henry Rollins

#11. Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

Don Rickles

#12. What I like best about this is not seeing you naked, love," Marcus said. He began to massage the bar of soap in the washcloth, creating a rich lather. "Though you are quite beautiful. What I like is knowing Josh is kneeling here beside you and cannot see you.

Joey W. Hill

#13. her knees, which looked, in the faint blue light, as though they'd been carved by water from a bar of soap.

Charles D'Ambrosio

#14. I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo.

Laurence Fox

#15. Cubans were getting a monthly ration of five pounds of rice, three pounds of beans, five eggs, one chicken, half a pound of coffee, milk for children up to age seven, one bar of soap, two rolls of toilet paper, three packs of cigarettes.

Tony Mendoza

#16. Memories are like mercury. Every time you sort of try to get near them, they slip out of your hand like a bar of soap.

Daphne Guinness

#17. The history of any private family, however humble, could it be fully related for five or six generations, would illustrate the state and progress of society better than the most elaborate dissertation.

Robert Southey

#18. You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.

Paul Theroux

#19. History shows that the devout Muslim fundamentalists are one of the most lethal threats the world has ever known.

Hal Lindsey

#20. Memories shrink. Like a soap bar used over and over, they become deformed, weaker scented, too slight and slippery to hold.

Amanda Hodgkinson

#21. I liked fetching the washing from the Moscrops', and my mother liked washing for Mrs. Moscrop better than for anyone else. That was because Mrs. Moscrop wrapped a bar of yellow soap in with the washing. There wasn't anyone else who thought of a thing like that.

Howard Spring

#22. Jesus Your name is a shelter for the hurting, Your name is a refuge for the weak, only Your name can redeem the undeserving, Jesus Your name holds everything I need.

Lincoln Brewster

#23. the removal of all royal governments in the colonies. Patriotic

Walter Isaacson

#24. The soil out of which such men as he are made is good to be born on, good to live on, good to die for and to be buried in.

James Russell Lowell

#25. The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

Rich Hall