Bar Menu Quotes

#1. Have you ever noticed that the children's menu is exactly the same as the bar menu? Burger, hot dog, pizza. If you put the children's menu at the bar, people wouldn't even notice. Oh, cool. I can color in an airplane while I drink this beer and wait for my chicken strips.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.

A.S. King

#3. By Odin's Hairy Arse!

Robert Low

#4. You can find art and beauty in everything, if you look hard enough. But your beauty is just staring you in the face.

Karina Halle

#5. Individuals achieve optimal stupidity when they're given substantial powers while being insulated from the results of their actions.

Jaron Lanier

#6. At Fantasy's Bar & Grill we're serving up things behind closed doors that are hotter than anything you'll order from the menu!

Michelle Hughes

#7. Blood is thicker than water, but it can still be contaminated.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. I served with General Washington in die Legislature of Virginia ... and ... with Doctor Franklin in Congress. I never heard neither of them speak ten minutes at a time, nor to any but the main point.

Thomas Jefferson

#9. When Charity is deeply rooted in the soul it shows itself exteriorly: there is so gracious a way of refusing what we cannot give, that the refusal pleases as much as the gift.

Therese Of Lisieux

#10. It was far better, he thought, just to get on with life yourself, to have your own adventures and make your own mistakes, without raising a banner over them that proclaimed: I'm this, or I'm that; of this party or of the other one.

Anthony McDonald

#11. Nancy Rue has once more proven that Christianity doesn't necessary arrive in a double-breasted suit or wearing pearls. Sometimes it roars in on a Harley, packing more punch than a three-part sermon.

DiAnn Mills

#12. We are all part of some great cycle, some pattern that it was only God's purpose to understand.

Jojo Moyes

#13. St. Clair: So did you enjoy the book?
Anna: I did. Did you?
St. Clair: I like the author's name the best. Ba-nah-na.

Stephanie Perkins

#14. The best way to explain it is that I'm not yearning anymore, on or off the course. I appreciate what I have. I feel like I'm blessed.

David Duval

#15. He made her feel brave; he let her be who she was unconditionally, without judgement, and because of it, she felt life shifting around her into something that felt much more beautiful and clear.

Alexandra Bracken

#16. It is very risky. But each time a child opens a book, he pushes open the gate that separates him from Elsewhere.

Lois Lowry

#17. No matter how many miles I move away, my love will always remain within the boundary of your heart
Lines from Love Vs Destiny ...

Atul Purohit

#18. In Spain, you can go into any tapas bar, and you'll see anchovies all over the menu.

Jose Andres