Baking Pie Quotes

#1. Sometimes ... we don't want to feel like a postmodern, postfeminist, overstretched woman but, rather, a domestic goddess, trailing nutmeggy fumes of baking pie in our languorous wake.

Nigella Lawson

#2. If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her.

Kate Lebo

#3. Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece of the existing pie; there are too many of us for that. It's about baking a new pie.

Gloria Steinem

#4. The great thing about baking is that you can bring in an apple pie when you have company and say, 'I baked this for you,' and people love it. Men love it when you bake a pie for them.

Jerry Hall

#5. How lucky am I to be right here, How lucky am I indeed. A lifetime of love and song and pie, What more could a person need?

Sarah Weeks

#6. Behind every humorist who delights in knifing hypocrites is a major self-critic.

Wendy Aron

#7. Easy as cake."
"Pie."
"Yeah. I can't make pie. My cousin got all the baking genes, but if it comes out of a box and has very detailed instructions, I can make an edible cake. Cake is easy. Pie's a bitch.

Vivi Andrews

#8. If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled 'How to Build a Chair' instead of a cookbook, you pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling.

Lemony Snicket

#9. She savors each bite: the meringue is perfect crispy brown on top, melts in the mouth; the lemon tart, custardy; the crust breaks away.

A.M. Homes

#10. I would ask you to believe that he has a heart he very, very seldom reveals, and that there are deep wounds in it. My dear, I have seen it bleeding.

Charles Dickens

#11. Stupidity doesn't make you wise, it makes you stupid!

Deyth Banger

#12. Only those who will love longer than they expected to can truly love pecan pie, which doesn't explain its status as death rows most requested last dessert, or why chopped pecans, corn syrup, directions from the Karo bottle's cherry-red side are what mercy taste like to some. But there you have it.

Kate Lebo

#13. I think the life of an actor is glamorous to other people, but then the reality sets in: you don't know where you will be next year or how long you'll be there for.

Joel Edgerton

#14. Lares of the Crossroads

Colleen McCullough

#15. Children think around corners.

Jacob M. Held

#16. Never promise to make pie and fail to deliver on that promise.

Kate Lebo

#17. In addition, I had the greatest interest in anything connected with politics, but this did not seem to me very significant. On the contrary: in my eyes, this was the self-evident duty of every thinking man, Anyone who failed to understand this lost the right to any criticism or complaint

Adolf Hitler

#18. Twilight was the worst hour, because it was the hour of indecision.

Helen Eustis

#19. The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).

Janet Clarkson

#20. She gave her a long embrace, like pie baking in the warmth of an oven.

Meghna Pant

#21. A lot of people don't know what it's like to actually be hungry. I do. I've also slept on the streets.

Cass McCombs

#22. Mother took the pie out of the oven and it hissed fragrant apple, maple, cinnamon steam through the knife cuts in the top crust. She was making her world beautiful. She was making her world delicious. It could be done, and if anyone could do it, she could.

J.J. Brown

#23. Workers are baking the pie of prosperity, but they're not sharing in those dividends. That's unfair.

Thomas Perez

#24. Knowing at the same time that whatever people pretend to be, they become.

Orson Scott Card

#25. If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples!

Sam Donaldson

#26. For me, I work very self-contained. It's literally just me sitting in a room doing it until the very end of the process when other musicians come in and instruments are recorded.

Steven Price

#27. Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies ... without an oven.

George Carlin

#28. Bad bananas are like push-up bras
a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.

Kate Lebo

#29. I do think people do pick movies that reveal something about them that they aren't always aware of. If you ask them what kind of an actor they think they are, they'll probably tell you something different than what they've actually done.

Casey Affleck

#30. ...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off

Beth Kendrick

#31. The future ... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

Zomick's Bakery

#32. Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.

Sandra Lee

#33. He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.

Lili St. Crow