Bakal R Quotes

#1. Even today, if the Royals win six games all year, if they're going to go 6-156, I hope they beat the Yankees six times.

George Brett

#2. Self praise is no praise at all.

Lord Byron

#3. It's difficult to see the glass ceiling because it's made of glass. Virtually invisible. What we need is for more birds to fly above it and shit all over it, so we can see it properly.

Caitlin Moran

#4. Would you like to join me for a Meeting of Like Minds with Possible Romantic Consequences?

Lili Wilkinson

#5. I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older ... or a Pegasus ... yeah Pegasus sounds better.

Henry Cavill

#6. If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Dov Davidoff

#7. Yelled, and finally got me on my cheek with a loud slap that made

Anita Diamant

#8. To face the realities of our lives is not a reason for despair-despair is a tool of your enemies. Facing the realities of our lives gives us motivation for action. For you are not powerless ... You know why the hard questions must be asked. It is not altruism, it is self-preservation-survival.

Audre Lorde

#9. Duty to his wife. Duty to his children. Duty to work, to committees, to charities. Duty to Lynette. Duty to the other women. It was exhausting. It demanded stamina. At times he amazed even himself.

Richard Flanagan

#10. When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

David Sedaris