Bad Education Funny Quotes

#1. And of all glad words of prose or rhyme, The gladdest are Act while there yet is time

Franklin P. Adams

#2. I love to write songs and sing them, and I didn't really know much more than that. Somehow it's gotten to the point where a friend can say, "It's very you," and that made me feel good.

Mary Chapin Carpenter

#3. And that was the closest I've ever come to an epiphany.

Ned Vizzini

#4. We are better than our culture. Load us down with prejudice, equip us with indifference, and we will nevertheless, at the critical moment, cast the nonsense aside and find our true selves.

Jack McDevitt

#5. There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of the objects offered us for worship.

Marquis De Sade

#6. I see a huge monster, and his name is Religion, and I am finally brave enough to be angry with him, because he has stolen God away from me, making Him into a tame little puny judge with graying hair who raps his wooden mallet and squeaks out, You're forever guilty.

Mandy Steward

#7. It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.

Clarence Thomas

#8. You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

#9. Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

Mario Puzo

#10. How can we thankful? We can only love the Heart of Jesus more generously and by our union with Him, become the most humble.

Rose Philippine Duchesne

#11. The cult of the individual is killing us. I think Twitter signals the death of western civilisation, but people have been saying that since Demosthenes.

Kate Atkinson

#12. Intelligence is silence, truth is being invisible. But what a racket I make in declaring this.

Ned Rorem