Baby Laughing Sayings

#1. Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?

Steven Wright

#2. Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.

Howie Mandel

#3. I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

Phyllis Diller

#4. If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Carlos Mencia

#5. When a baby first looks at you ... when it laughs that deep, unselfconscious gurgle; or when it cries and you pick it up and it clings sobbing to you ... then you are-happy is not the precise word-filled.

Marilyn French

#6. Jesus being born as a baby was God's way of laughing at a world trying to grow up too quickly.

Steven James

#7. We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 percent of our genes are shared with the chimpanzee, but we feel the kinship directly when the furry baby puts up its arms to be held.

Alison Jolly

#8. You are not showing her my baby pictures!" He sounded horrified, which made me laugh.
"Come on, Evan," I teased with a laughing smile, "you were adorable.

Rebecca Donovan

#9. We're always alone. You can be in a crowded room and still feel the bite of loneliness. Personally, I find that it bites deepest whenever others are around.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. Anyone can give up; it is the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone would expect you to fall apart, now that is true strength.

Chris Bradford

#11. When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.

James M. Barrie

#12. I think part of her feared that if Mother could leave her that way, she must be unlovable. And of course, she wasn't.

Polly Horvath

#13. He had always been her baby, her lovely little boy; though she had watched him change and grow with proprietary pride, she had done so with an image of laughing baby superimposed on his maturing face.

Colleen McCullough

#14. Babies laughing is like opium.

Neil Patrick Harris

#15. History is a better guide than good intentions.

Jeane Kirkpatrick

#16. I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs ... the beauty of life, the pain never lasts.

J. Cole

#17. Ride it, Big Bill!" Richie screamed, so scared he was nearly creaming his jeans but laughing wildly all the same. "Stand on this baby!

Stephen King

#18. Are you afraid of falling, baby?
No, I'm afraid of landing.
[He's laughing, and I'm smiling.]
Stupid idiot smile, don't you know what comes next?

Ann Aguirre

#19. A leader is someone who demonstrates what's possible.

Mark Yarnell

#20. What was I waiting for with regards to the sea-soaked woman laughing in front of me? What would I tell myself if I didn't watch her grow gorgeously ripe with our baby? If we didn't become sleep-deprived and snappy with each other as we tried to navigate the stormy seas of parenthood together.

Dorothy Koomson