B Gayer Quotes

#1. That's fucking gay. Everything is gay.

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#2. Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Terry Pratchett

#3. What is gayer than believing in a household god?

Franz Kafka

#4. I like things to be what they're going to be. Not what they were. Or could have been.

Angie Smibert

#5. There is only one way to make good on an intention, and that is to turn it into action.

A.W. Tozer

#6. As she brought prospective buyers through, the realtor said it was an oil stain, but it was me, seeping out of the bag.

Alice Sebold

#7. I don't think I've ever been gayer than I am right now.

Abigail Roux

#8. Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

Daniel Tosh

#9. A good parent prepares the child for the path, not the path for the child.

Jen Hatmaker

#10. Pleasure is nought but virtue's gayer name
I wrong her still, I rate her worth too low: Virtue the root, and pleasure is the flow'r.

Ayn Rand

#11. Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

Terry Pratchett

#12. I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

Daniel Tosh

#13. If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams. ~Terri Guillemets

Shidorr Myrick-Gayer

#14. I'd found something I didn't even know I was searching for

Blake Crouch

#15. Krystal snorted out a laugh. "Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You're the one he has a little crush on.

Drew Hayes

#16. When your intuition speaks, listen. When your ego speaks, shut it up.

Dee Duncan