Averred Legal Quotes

#1. Yes ma'am," I said, "Anna Celeste's party is Saturday, but I don't need a ride ... No ma'am. It's because Anna Celeste is my Sworn Enemy for Life and I'd rather go face-down in a plate of raw chicken entrails than go to her party. Plus I'm not invited ...

Sheila Turnage

#2. That's the emptiest feeling, to know that you would hurt someone else just to feel something.

R.K. Lilley

#3. If you belong to a small country that is geopolitically not that important, or strategically not that important, you have no place among nations. Those countries are neglected and left to fend for themselves.

Pankaj Mishra

#4. The things you believe in only as real as the superstitions you follow.

Mara Joaquin

#5. So fell Lord Perth," he said, "and the countryside did shake with that thunder.

Stephen King

#6. I think mice
Are rather nice.

Their tails are long,
Their faces small,
They haven't any
Chins at all.

Rose Fyleman

#7. When they want to leave, they accuse you with endless flaws.

Eyden I.

#8. The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.

Iliza Shlesinger