Top 11 Australian Politics Funny Quotes

#1. Sincere apologies make deposits; repeated apologies interpreted as insincere make withdrawals. And the quality of the relationship reflects it.

Stephen R. Covey

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #11030
#2. Good management is the lifeblood of the healthy corporate body. Getting rid of it to save cost is like losing weight by giving blood.

Tom DeMarco

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #156887
#3. Like all other lonely or hungry things, ego loves the light. It sees light, and the possibility of being close to the soul, and it creeps up to it and steals one of its essential camouflages. In a hunger for soul, our own ego-self steals the pelt

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #553136
#4. If I had an hour to solve a problem and my life depended on the solution, I would spend the first 55 minutes determining the proper question to ask, for once I know the proper question, I could solve the problem in less than five minutes.

Albert Einstein

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #626490
#5. I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

Michelle M. Pillow

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #659476
#6. It is better to be nonjudgmental.
Pure love is always unconditional.

Debasish Mridha

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #671126
#7. It's really important for people who are HIV positive to reach out to let other people know that they can be tested, they can find out they can still live a life
a positive life, a happy life.

Laura Bush

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #768834
#8. The characters that I create are parts of myself and I send them on little missions to find out what I don't know yet.

Gail Godwin

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #1073654
#9. I definitely believe in ghosts.

Jenna Dewan

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #1394539
#10. Everyone seems to have this awareness of Charlie Chaplin because he was a really good businessman while Buster Keaton wasn't.

French Stewart

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #1429330
#11. Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

Heather Brewer

Australian Politics Funny Quotes #1751484

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