Asser Quotes

#1. Your mother didn't give birth to you," I told hint, "but farted you out of her shrivelled arsehole."
"Frightened or not," Asser said, "you've taken Peredur's silver, so you must fight them now."
"Say one more word, monk," I said, "and I'll cut off your scrawny balls.

Bernard Cornwell

#2. There were dreams once upon a time, dreams now all but forgotten. On sad days I dust them off and fondle them nostalgically, with a patronizing wonder at the naivete of the youth who dreamed them.

Glen Cook

#3. Lastly I would like to thank all of the assholes in the world, without which this book would not be possible.

Albert Vidal

#4. I couldn't afford to be offended.

Zadie Smith

#5. Every tree is known by its fruits. So a man is known his deeds.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. I've always believed that clothing is a great way to tell your story.

Carson Kressley

#7. We have a massive system to regulate creativity. A massive system of lawyers regulating creativity as copyright law has expanded in unrecognizable forms, going from a regulation of publishing to a regulation of copying.

Lawrence Lessig

#8. If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

Jay Mohr

#9. She doesn't feel like crying anymore.

E. Lockhart

#10. No story ever really ends, and I think I know why.

George MacDonald

#11. Every time we remember to say "thank you", we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

#12. Mind only comes into apparent existence through the action of perception. Mind appears to exist because it perceives.

Frederick Lenz

#13. I want to preach the gospel so plainly that men can come from the factories and not have to bring along a dictionary.

Billy Sunday

#14. A nation has character only when it is free.

Bill Vaughan

#15. If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Paul Lynde

#16. Ice shows give us the opportunity to forget ourselves and just perform. They are amazing opportunities to be in front of audience to try out new material, to show new costuming. It's an incredible opportunity to do what we do without the stress of worrying about what a judge is going to say.

Johnny Weir