Artie Lange Beer League Quotes

#1. The pain is too much, the loss too great. There is no more before, and the after is too devastating. There isn't enough of me left to go on. Grief has stolen too much of me now.

Katherine Owen

#2. My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles an hour and twenty-five-thousand mental institutions.

Allen Ginsberg

#3. I think if you are a black person or an Hispanic person, you are not as fond of Rudolph Giuliani as you are if you happen to be a white person. Because he has trampled on people's civil rights.

Lynn Samuels

#4. There are all these people in this country who are just not participating in the American Dream at all.

Jeff Greene

#5. Does the river make the choice to erode the rock?

Deb Caletti

#6. When I see the sea again
has the sea seen me or hasn't it seen me?
Why the waves ask me
The same that I ask them?
And why do they hit the rock
With such a futile enthusiasm?
Don't they get tired of repeating
their declaration to the sand?

Pablo Neruda

#7. Friendship was given by nature to be an assistant to virtue, not a companion in vice.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#8. I think life is a matter of choices and that wherever we are, good or bad, is because of choices we make.

Lou Holtz

#9. The Bible and the history of the church both demonstrate that God's way for the suffering of His people has not always been the way of escape, but the way of endurance.

Billy Graham

#10. Sometimes dead is better

Stephen King

#11. Music is one of the few things I'm relatively good at, one of the things I understand a little better than everything else.

Michael Angelakos

#12. I like devilish, thorny, dirty, mean roles, muck and mire, unbelievably sad, unbelievably happy, burdened. Inner conflict - that's where drama is.

Amanda Plummer

#13. To teach in order to lead others to faith is the task of every preacher and of each believer.

Thomas Aquinas