Beer League Manganelli Quotes

#1. Wait, no, fuck cheese. Cheese is all about spores and, and, molds and all that shit. Maybe cheese is trying to colonize our brains, too. Cheese and music duking it out for control of the human nervous system.

Michael Chabon

#2. Maybe it's not really lying if you barely know you're doing it. It should be true. It's the way it should be, in an ideal world.

Harriet Lane

#3. Nobody gets to threaten the full faith and credit of the United States just to extract political concessions.

Barack Obama

#4. When you're married to somebody iconic, people tend to notice him.

Pattie Boyd

#5. Was this new self awareness a gift or a curse?

D. Morgenstern

#6. 'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

Ed Robertson

#7. But sometimes we have to make the best of things, and the way we conduct ourselves when the chips are down ...

Harper Lee

#8. Until the end of the world,all whys will be answered,but now,you can only ask!

Bob Marley

#9. A synthesis embracing both rational understanding and the mystical experience of unity is the mythos, spoken or unspoken, or our present day and age.

Wolfgang Pauli

#10. (on Blades of Glory) Playing the assholes in the movie is fun.

Will Arnett

#11. Imagination, realm of enchantment!- which the most beneficent of beings bestowed upon man to console him for reality- I must quit you now.

Xavier De Maistre

#12. Peace cannot come by legislation or through affiliation with any political philosophy ... Peace, joy, and happiness can come only through an acceptance of God's revealed plan of life.

Theodore M. Burton

#13. I had so much going on in my heart, and it didn't often go together or make sense or even stay the same from moment to moment. How did I speak from a heart that didn't undersand itself?

Jennifer Brown

#14. I always feel kind of absurd and presumptuous presenting a speech.

Moby