Arseholes Quotes

#1. She sometimes wished she possessed the flawed kind of taste that drew girls to arseholes who wanted that one thing alone.

Ali Shaw

#2. Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If you're an arsehole, people don't want to work with you. You won't get hired Well, there are a few arseholes.

Bertie Carvel

#3. Be mindful that you may have inadvertently upset those who speak harshly to you. Know also that they may simply be complete arseholes.

Jo S. Wun

#4. Forget the accent, I'm a fucking American citizen, you arseholes - I know my rights. If you're going to start talking about getting violent, get a fucking cop or lawyer in here.

Christina Lauren

#5. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us?

Irvine Welsh

#6. The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Terry Pratchett

#7. The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror ... but I have learned that if I can master the negative forces and harness them to my chariot, then they can work to my advantage ... Lilies often grow out of carcasses' arseholes.

Ingmar Bergman

#8. I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.

Robert O'Sullivan

#9. May I give you a piece of advise? ... Don't feel sorry for yourself, only arseholes do that.

Haruki Murakami

#10. History is made by people. And the majority of people are arseholes. Which is I suppose why the majority of history has been so disastrous.

Ben Elton

#11. Can't take no pride in that flagpole

and you can stick your fucking STARBUCKS
up your tight middle-
class
arseholes.

Andy Carrington

#12. We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

Bonnie Greer

#13. She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory.

yes, thought Carl with satisfaction. It's the good stable arseholes like us who are remembered best.

Jussi Adler-Olsen

#14. Arseholes who are expert at making something out of nothing [ ... ] appeared equally capable of making nothing out of something

John Le Carre

#15. You taught me language, and my profit on't / Is, I know how to curse

William Shakespeare

#16. I wanted a picture of Jamaica that isn't in books, and certainly not in novels.

Marlon James

#17. Accounting is a big subject and there are huge forces in play. The entire momentum of existing thinking and existing custom is in a direction that allows terrible follies to happen, and the terrible follies have terrible consequences.

Charlie Munger

#18. My childhood and adolescence were filled with visiting scientists from both India and abroad, many of whom would stay with us. A life of science struck me as being both interesting and particularly international in its character.

Venkatraman Ramakrishnan

#19. We must always refill and ensure there is a critical mass of leaders and activists committed to nonviolence and racial and economic justice who will keep seeding and building transforming movements.

Marian Wright Edelman

#20. Experience can dull. With most men experience is a series of mistakes; the more experience you have the less you know.

Charles Bukowski

#21. Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

Neil Gaiman

#22. God's provision is timely.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#23. It was too nerve-wracking, a shocking spectacle, like seeing an old, calm friend go insane.

John Steinbeck

#24. Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

Jessica Zafra

#25. Pretty thing," whispered an old woman from a doorway in Maktahm. "Pretty skin. Pretty bones."
"This way, Master," called another.
"Come inside."
"Rest your feet."
"Rest your bones."
"Pretty bones."
"Pretty blood."
"Drink your magic."
"Eat your life."
"Come inside.

Victoria Schwab

#26. Everything began with a single breath. A light wind that started a sway, and the sway started a turn, and the turn... The turn started everything.

Jim McCann

#27. I was only 23 and just out of college when I filmed 'Casualty' and so nervous, but it was brilliant fun. I was really lucky, and it really helped my career.

Laura Donnelly