Arrogant Sarcastic Quotes

#1. If your broker or investment advisor is not familiar with the concept of standard deviation of returns, get a new one.

William J. Bernstein

#2. Fear, unfortunately, is a very big thing, and there's a great variety of kinds.

Henry James

#3. All men are brothered in Jesus Christ.

Pope Pius XII

#4. I am an honest artist.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#5. I'll tell you a secret about the men in this world. They like young pretty girls, but when pretty teams up with smart and resourceful, it's more than an elixir, it's nearly a dad-blamed aphrodisiac.

Pamela Morsi

#6. Kill the fucking act. You don't have anything I won't see, feel, and taste. Again...and again...and again.

B.B. Reid

#7. It is great that even before we become enlightened or generate any lam-rim realizations we are able to offer incredible benefit to others. The person who does this is a very fortunate person and should rejoice very often.

Thubten Zopa Rinpoche

#8. Ye have a watch; go your way, make it as sure as ye can.

Pontius Pilate

#9. I have always felt one of the things dance should do - its business being so clearly physical - is challenge the culture's gender stereotypes.

Twyla Tharp

#10. Tomorrow is an assumption; it is just a theory! We must wait for tomorrow to see whether tomorrow is real or not!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#11. Oh, filmmakers, please don't take my soft book and turn it into a horror, or take my horror and make it soft.

Maggie Stiefvater

#12. If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too. You two have a lot in common."
"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and - oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.

Richelle Mead

#13. He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

Christopher Moore

#14. So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

Trey Parker

#15. Anything that works against you can also work for you once you understand the Principle of Reverse.

Maya Angelou