Arm Wrestling Funny Quotes

#1. I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I didn't steal any children's future. I didn't sell this country into debt. I didn't do any of the crimes that the man two blocks over at the White House is responsible for,

Adam Kokesh

#2. I'm home! Yuki-Kun, Tohru-Kun, I'm home! Oh, and let's not forget Stupid-clumsy-Kyo-Kun-who-lost-yet-another-fight! -Shigure

Natsuki Takaya

#3. Getting as much sleep as possible and following a healthy diet will stop you from feeling run-down if, like me, you're super-stressed.

Elizabeth Hurley

#4. What do cells do when they see a broken piece of DNA? Cells don't like such breaks. They'll do pretty much anything they can to fix things up. If a chromosome is broken, the cells will repair the break using an intact chromosome.

Jack W. Szostak

#5. Most artists are notoriously insecure, and I fall into that category.

Anita Baker

#6. I missed my entrance in a production of 'Blade to the Heat' at Thick Description in San Francisco. I came into the scene very late and hugged the punching bag. I had no idea what to do! Unfortunately, that mishap was recorded for archives at UC Berkeley. It goes down in history.

Colman Domingo

#7. A comfortable and regulated life is needed for fastest pace of evolution.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#8. Honesty is a good thing,
but it is not profitable
to its possessor unless
it is kept under control.

Don Marquis

#9. Music does not live until it's interpreted - with all of its flaws, mannerisms, etc. It needs to be incarnated to be something.

Helene Grimaud

#10. I'm smiled out, talked out, quipped out, socialized so far from any being, I need the weight of mortal silences to get realized back into myself.

John Ciardi

#11. I want to show everyone that if you pursue your dreams, they can come true no matter what. That's what I want to do.

Martin Garrix

#12. The eyebrows are the punctuation marks of the face.

Dave Horowitz

#13. The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.

Greg Giraldo

#14. If it has a use it isn't art.

Paterson Ewen

#15. No punching?" he asked.
"No."
"No kicking?"
"No."
"How about arm wrestling?"
"No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs."
Fate Succumbs

Tammy Blackwell

#16. Death will not take the people I love. Our journey will end differently.

Ally Condie