Argus Filch Quotes

#1. Fantasy is like jam ... You have to spread it on a solid piece of bread. If not, it remains a shapeless thing ... out of which you can't make anything.

Italo Calvino

#2. We will try to honor David Letterman achievement by doing the best show we can.And occasionally making the network very mad at us.

Stephen Colbert

#3. I'm a huge Twitter dork! That's the best way for fans to keep informed about what's going on with me.

Brandon Jones

#4. The least sexy city is Los Angeles. And it poses as the most sexy. As you grow up, L.A. is being sold to you as home of the bikini-clad party girls. And then you get there, and it's full of very goal-oriented, yoga-obsessed careerists.

Walter Kirn

#5. My memories make me angry, and sometimes, violent. Don't risk yourself trying to rescue me from them. No one can.

Wendy Lindstrom

#6. What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?

Darren Shan

#7. Do not struggle. Go with the flow of things, and you will find yourself at one with the mysterious unity of the Universe.

Zhuangzi

#8. The audience will teach you how to act and the audience will teach you how to write and to direct. The classroom will teach you how to obey, and obedience in the theatre will get you nowhere. It's a soothing falsity.

David Mamet

#9. I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

Steven Wright