Ardal O'hanlon Quotes

#1. I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.

Craig Ferguson

#2. I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal doesn't last that long, but then it's just all psychological. I think it's worse than cigarettes.

Russell Brand

#3. Love is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.

George Bernard Shaw

#4. A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean ratio when, as the whole line is to the greater segment, so is the greater to the lesser.

Euclid

#5. If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#6. Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#7. CAMILLE DESMOULINS: For the establishment of liberty and the safety of the nation, one day of anarchy will do more than ten years of National Assemblies.

Hilary Mantel

#8. I've always been surrounded by children - never bothered by their noise.

Gunter Grass

#9. Skill reaches the ceiling,
talent reaches the mountaintop,
excellence reaches the sky,
but genius reaches the stars.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#10. Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#11. It was curious that so avowedly godless a person should keep trying to write about faith.

Salman Rushdie

#12. One of the key things about the entitlement and power of patriarchy, but also within feminism, is not that it's wilful nastiness. But you can't ask for permission. You can negotiate and you can bring people on board and you can build a base but you can't expect for it to be given.

Rachel Holmes

#13. Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#14. I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#15. I'm a big fan of music, I'm a student of music, and I just wanna learn and keep enhancing my education about the music.

Troy Andrews