Ardal O Hanlon Quotes

#1. English Law: where there are two alternatives: one intelligent, one stupid; one attractive, one vulgar; one noble, one ape-like; one serious and sincere, one undignified and false; one far-sighted, one short; EVERYBODY will INVARIABLY choose the latter.

Cyril Connolly

#2. My friend, we are not dressed for going into town," I insisted, heading him off in another direction.

"Why?" asked Insel in bewildered politeness. "You look as lovely as you always do.

Mina Loy

#3. I always say my age is connected with three Cs. In here, cuore, which means the heart. Up here, cervello, which is the brain. And, of course, down here: the coglioni. I no feel my age, I tell you.

Dino De Laurentiis

#4. I release all feelings of worry and guilt. Throughout life, the two most futile emotions are guilt for what has been done and worry about what might be done.

Wayne Dyer

#5. She blinked her eyes open, her lips parted and cheeks flushed, looking every bit like a goddess before him. And if he were a better man, he wouldn't have been able to taint such purity. But he wasn't a better man, and there was no turning back now.

A. Zavarelli

#6. It is in this darkness that I have found all light - somehow become so bright, a shooting star on a stormy night.

Coco J. Ginger

#7. This is what I wanted most to avoid: for my rises and falls to become Tobias's rises and falls. That's why I can't let him step in to defend me now.

Veronica Roth

#8. If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#9. Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#10. (Rutherford himself was fond of saying, "In science, there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting" - words

Sam Kean

#11. I realize that some of you may be skeptical about the idea of reincarnation, but there's a lot of evidence that it's real. Exhibit A is Vice President Al Gore, who obviously, at some point in his previous existence, was a slab of Formica.

Dave Barry

#12. I have had to change the game to one that is a match of wits rather than brawn to give myself a fighting chance.

Todd Rogers

#13. Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#14. I'm just trying to work hard every day, trying to be a better player and one day, to be right there with them, one of those special hitters.

David Ortiz

#15. Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#16. I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#17. Every experiment destroys some of the knowledge of the system which was obtained by previous experiments.

Werner Heisenberg

#18. The market is no god - it cannot solve every problem.

Eric Maskin

#19. We converse as we live by repeating, by combining and recombining a few elements over and over again just as nature does when of elementary particles it builds a world.

William H Gass