Apple Sauce Sayings

#1. My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

Hannibal Buress

#2. If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.

Groucho Marx

#3. Death smells like homemade apple sauce as it cooks on the stove. It is not the strangling sense of illness. It is not fear. It is freedom.

Rachel Corrie

#4. yolks well and add milk and cream. Mix and sift dry ingredients and add to first mixture. Fold in egg whites which have been beaten until stiff. APPLE SAUCE CAKE 1 Cup Sugar ½ Cup Shortening 1 ¾ Cups Flour 1 Cup Warm Apple Sauce 1 Teaspoon Baking Soda ½

Mary Jo Montanye

#5. I think humor is the social use. You can put anything in it. I think - yes, I speak heavily in analogies - it is like putting the medicine in apple sauce or a block of cheese for a dog. Not that anyone in this room is a dog in this scenario.

Sloane Crosley

#6. Finish that sentence and i will stab you in the eye with the spork Bethany's about to pull out of her bag for her apple sauce. And she'd be very upset if i got her sprk all messed up. she's rather fond of the thing. - Dawson

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do..

Eric Jerome Dickey

#8. You practice with wet balls all the time.

Ed Cunningham

#9. Many emerging countries are facing the same issue of overheating and inflation because they have been vigorously expanding fiscal and monetary policy to counter the 2008 shock.

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

#10. You could say she hid there, in the words, an escape within an escape...

Aurelie Sheehan

#11. In any situation, there is hope.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Don't give up, be positive and if you know someone who knows someone at a record company don't stop beating down their door till you get heard. Don't ever say it'll never happen or it'll never happen.

Mary J. Blige

#13. Anyone who doesn't feel the crosses simply doesn't get that country.

Georgia O'Keeffe

#14. I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Gaylord Perry

#15. I rejoice when I meet gifted young people ... I feel the future is in good hands.

Oliver Sacks

#16. None of us are so much praised or censured as we think.

Charles Caleb Colton

#17. In death, lie. In living, cry. Carry me home to remember to be remembered.

Kami Garcia

#18. If you believe in your abilities, it will amaze you what you can accomplish.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#19. The only club in the bag specifically designed to get the ball in the cup is the putter. Why not learn it first?

Jack Burke Jr.