Anuses Quotes

#1. But penetration was a big deal. They protected their anuses the way girls protected their hymen in high school, believing that allowing anything beyond their holy gates would permanently corrupt them.

Maggie Young

#2. Why aren't you at your booth?" "She ran out of bats' testicles and hares' anuses," I piped up.
"Is it anuses or ani?" Roxy asked in an aside, looking perplexed. "You say octopi, don't you? Shouldn't more than one hare's anus be ani?

Katie MacAlister

#3. Kappa are proud and stubborn, but also fiercely honorable; they never break a promise. Kappa will eat almost anything, but they are particularly fond of two foods: cucumbers and raw innards - particularly human anuses. Interactions:

Matthew Meyer

#4. Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?"
Her advice? "Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it.

Mollie Gross

#5. If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Karl Pilkington

#6. We are gods with anuses.

Ernest Becker

#7. My dear, he talked of peering into catamites' anuses, if you can conceive of anything more wonderful.

Damon Galgut

#8. Too easy to conclude, with a private sneer, that men were simple. Granted, had they been strangers, they might well be circling and sniffing each other's anuses right now.

Steven Erikson

#9. The summer brings new and unwanted orange freckles to my face. I hate my hair and my skin ... kids call me freckle-face strawberry. My hair is cherry. Who wants that?

Lisa Dekis

#10. Jeff's da attends church every single Sunday, no matter what, on the misguided notion that regular bench sitting makes him decent. The

Rae Carson

#11. Your father doesn't give his devotion lightly or carelessly. When you are given a piece of someone like that, someone who doesn't naturally trust others, it's more special than when it comes from those who are capricious with their love. As with all things, the rarity make it all the more precious

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#12. Often, the more money you make the more money you spend; that's why more money doesn't make you rich - assets make you rich.

Robert Kiyosaki

#13. Roses at first were white, Till thy co'd not agree, Whether my Sapho's breast, Or they more white sho'd be.

Robert Herrick

#14. The more you recognize and express gratitude for the things you have, the more you will have to express gratitude for.

Zig Ziglar

#15. The Right is simply more pro-Israel than the Left.

Elliott Abrams

#16. I wanted to build up a name for myself.

Jean-Michel Basquiat

#17. Your memory has always been given to opportunistic revision.

Dave Eggers

#18. ...the philosopher's professional addiction to furniture...

J.L. Austin

#19. The choicest thing this world has for a man is affection.

Josiah Gilbert Holland

#20. What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it ... which for the majority translates as 'Bread and Circuses'.

Robert A. Heinlein