Anti Democratic Memes Quotes

#1. Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

Maria Bamford

#2. Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.

Ilona Andrews

#3. You're just the girl of my dreams
But it seems my dreams never come true

Beck

#4. It is so fatally easy to make young children believe that they are horrible.

T.H. White

#5. You think you have a memory; but it has you! Later,

John Irving

#6. Only economists mistake physical opulence for riches.

Aldo Leopold

#7. What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor?

Buffy Andrews

#8. Live your dreams.

Cynthia Vespia

#9. Two men, one fairly dragging the other along, suddenly entered the clearing and, their eyes trained behind them, ran headlong into the owl's creation and knocked it, every maple branch and every twig of dogwood, to the ground in a splintering crash. The owl fell backward, devastated.

Colin Meloy

#10. When the doctors showed me an X-ray of my brain, they pointed to a black hole on the upper left side and told me that all memory from that spot was dead. I thought to myself that I hoped that's where I kept 'The Orange Blossom Special.'

Johnny Gimble

#11. Scientists have proven that it's impossible to long-jump 30 feet, but I don't listen to that kind of talk. Thoughts like that have a way of sinking into your feet.

Carl Lewis