Anniversary Gift Quotes

#1. Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.

Jenny Lawson

#2. It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.

Joey Green

#3. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, but love is the perfection of it.
'Perfection

Steve Copland

#4. I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.

Joe Arpaio

#5. I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?

Si Robertson

#6. For me, I am left leaning when it comes to health and education, on the right when it comes to defense. So I don't know where I come on the political spectrum. And I think this the challenge that a lot of Jordanians have to deal with.

Abdallah II Of Jordan

#7. And certainly both Horses were doing, if not all they could, all they thought they could; which is not quite the same thing.

C.S. Lewis

#8. From Joan Baez at Town Hall in New York City, on her 50th Anniversary Tour as a performer. "People always ask me about my voice. I tell them, 'The gift is from God. My job is just maintenance and delivery.

Terry Brennan

#9. I don't believe in the meteoric culture of anxiety, generally. Obviously, some people have it, some people are crippled by it, but most of the novelists I've ever known are in love with influence. They thrive on it.

Andrew O'Hagan

#10. You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood,

Jeaniene Frost

#11. You have to notice the truth in order to be able to avoid it.

Sarah Schulman

#12. Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.

Isaiah Mustafa

#13. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Rita Rudner

#14. Iran and Iraq have been at war for five years now. The traditional present for a fifth anniversary is wood. Here's a gift suggestion: a big stick to beat some goddamned sense into their
heads.

P. J. O'Rourke

#15. But the challenge is always the same whether each generation facing its own circumstances can summon the practical devotion to attain and retain that greatest good for the greatest number which this government of the people was created to ensure.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#16. Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated.

Mason Cooley

#17. Happiness is overrated and money can't justify it.

Benjamin Clementine

#18. Logos are the bleating of the insecure, desperate for acceptance by the chronically shallow.

Hadley Freeman

#19. Cathy Clamp is a visionary author, creating new worlds that are both strong and vividly drawn. Adventure and excitement at its best.

Yasmine Galenorn