Anniversary Gift For Quotes

#1. My father wrote: "Always question where your loyalties lie. The people you trust will expect it, your greatest enemies will desire it, and those you treasure the most, will, without fail, abuse it.

Emily Thorne

#2. Once upon a time there lived a real bad bitch. The fuckin' end.

Nicki Minaj

#3. The drums were so near that the beat crept under his skin and set his hands to twitching.

George R R Martin

#4. And I was very interested in the priesthood.

Thomas Keneally

#5. Society is based on the assumption that everyone is alike and no one is alive.

Hugh Kingsmill

#6. Iran and Iraq have been at war for five years now. The traditional present for a fifth anniversary is wood. Here's a gift suggestion: a big stick to beat some goddamned sense into their
heads.

P. J. O'Rourke

#7. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Rita Rudner

#8. What's the difference between vision and a vision? The former relates to something it's assumed you've seen, the latter to something it's assumed you haven't. Language is not always dependable either.

Margaret Atwood

#9. From Joan Baez at Town Hall in New York City, on her 50th Anniversary Tour as a performer. "People always ask me about my voice. I tell them, 'The gift is from God. My job is just maintenance and delivery.

Terry Brennan

#10. Lying in bed and smoking my sixth or seventh cigarette of the morning, I'm wondering what the hell I'm going to do today. Oh yeah, I gotta write this thing. But that's not work, really, is it? It feels somehow shifty and ... dishonest, making a buck writing.

Anthony Bourdain

#11. I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.

Nicholas Hoult

#12. Keep your hands off me. She spoke viciously, through her teeth, and he caught a glimpse of her deVere ancestry.
She was a virago in tiny, fragile, fairy form.

Christina Brooke

#13. It would be nice to create something that's healing rather than slightly creepy and darkly judgmental!

Jenny Lewis

#14. How every fool can play upon the word!

William Shakespeare

#15. Because you know, I'm your best friend, but you're just not that badass, man.

Rachel Caine

#16. Keep looking. Don't settle

Steve Jobs

#17. It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.

Joey Green

#18. Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.

Jenny Lawson