Anniversary Gift For Quotes

#1. Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.

Jenny Lawson

#2. From Joan Baez at Town Hall in New York City, on her 50th Anniversary Tour as a performer. "People always ask me about my voice. I tell them, 'The gift is from God. My job is just maintenance and delivery.

Terry Brennan

#3. It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.

Joey Green

#4. Keep looking. Don't settle

Steve Jobs

#5. Because you know, I'm your best friend, but you're just not that badass, man.

Rachel Caine

#6. How every fool can play upon the word!

William Shakespeare

#7. It would be nice to create something that's healing rather than slightly creepy and darkly judgmental!

Jenny Lewis

#8. Keep your hands off me. She spoke viciously, through her teeth, and he caught a glimpse of her deVere ancestry.
She was a virago in tiny, fragile, fairy form.

Christina Brooke

#9. I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.

Nicholas Hoult

#10. Lying in bed and smoking my sixth or seventh cigarette of the morning, I'm wondering what the hell I'm going to do today. Oh yeah, I gotta write this thing. But that's not work, really, is it? It feels somehow shifty and ... dishonest, making a buck writing.

Anthony Bourdain

#11. What's the difference between vision and a vision? The former relates to something it's assumed you've seen, the latter to something it's assumed you haven't. Language is not always dependable either.

Margaret Atwood

#12. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Rita Rudner

#13. Iran and Iraq have been at war for five years now. The traditional present for a fifth anniversary is wood. Here's a gift suggestion: a big stick to beat some goddamned sense into their
heads.

P. J. O'Rourke

#14. Society is based on the assumption that everyone is alike and no one is alive.

Hugh Kingsmill

#15. And I was very interested in the priesthood.

Thomas Keneally

#16. The drums were so near that the beat crept under his skin and set his hands to twitching.

George R R Martin

#17. Once upon a time there lived a real bad bitch. The fuckin' end.

Nicki Minaj

#18. My father wrote: "Always question where your loyalties lie. The people you trust will expect it, your greatest enemies will desire it, and those you treasure the most, will, without fail, abuse it.

Emily Thorne