Angua And Carrot Quotes

#1. The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

Roseanne Barr

#2. A stammering man is never a worthless one. Physiology can tell you why. It is an excess of delicacy, excess of sensibility to the presence of his fellow creature, that makes him stammer.

Thomas Carlyle

#3. The gospel declares that no matter how dutiful or prayerful we are, we can't save ourselves. What Jesus did was sufficient.

Brennan Manning

#4. I was useless, that I leave my socks hanging on every doorknob in the house.

Kaui Hart Hemmings

#5. I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."
Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!"
"It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!

Rick Riordan

#6. The proletarians, driven to despair, will seize the torch which Stephens has preached to them; the vengeance of the people will come down with a wrath of which the rage of 1795 gives no true idea. The war of the poor against the rich will be the bloodiest ever waged.

Friedrich Engels

#7. I remember trying to work out like crazy to get rid of all of my womanly features because I thought they made me fat.

Coco Rocha

#8. You're not suggesting that Vetinari tucks into a nice rat every day?" said Angua.
"I've heard he uses rats as spies, so I don't think he'd use them as elevenses," said Carrot.

Terry Pratchett

#9. It was like he'd just discovered fire, and she was the main ingredient.

Debra Anastasia

#10. You don't need great faith to move mountains, you only need to use the poor faith you say you have.

Neil Velez

#11. I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.

Bobby Lee

#12. Take sips of this pure wine being poured. Don't mind that you've been given a dirty cup.

Rumi