Anger Management Classes Quotes

#1. The first case of mad cow disease since 2006 was discovered right here in the United States. The good news, since the cow is in California, instead of putting the cow down, they are going to enroll him in anger management classes.

Jay Leno

#2. I don't want lunch, because I'm not hungry," he said. "And I don't want anger management classes, because right now angry is all I have," he spat. "And I don't want condoms, because it seems that I'm incapable of fucking anyone but you.

Kitty French

#3. If I hear the phrase "selfie" one more time, I'll have to enroll myself in anger management classes.

Rebecca McNutt

#4. I once signed up for anger management classes but the instructor pissed me off.

Darynda Jones

#5. It is generally a feminine eye that first detects the moral deficiencies hidden under the 'dear deceit' of beauty.

T. S. Eliot

#6. Human life is difficult. But as this life is coming to an end, I consider myself lucky to have lived it.

James Hong

#7. Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't.

Trevanian

#8. Ms. Whitlock is lost in her own world as she continues babbling about poem interpretations and people who died too long ago.

Katie McGarry

#9. Amongst the flowers you always feel yourself you are endlessly far away from all the dangers!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#10. But ideas are a bit like dandelions. Like a tiny seed clinging to an explorer's boot, an idea can cross the Atlantic lodged in the back of someone's head.

James West Davidson

#11. Love is displacement of life and moments. People ask in gaping bewilderment, "am I in love? is this love? Is it real love?" No one has to ask, "Have I been fucked?

Glenn Hefley

#12. I enjoy my family a lot. I have active teenagers, and they're in soccer and choral events.

Linda Sue Park

#13. I'm not a jazz artist. Don't get me wrong now, it's all music to me. I just played music and if it's likeable, someone liked the sound, then fine, but I'm not interested in being a jazz musician. I don't consider myself a jazz musician. I don't have anything to do with that word.

Pharoah Sanders

#14. The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage.

Mark Tufo

#15. You only find complete unanimity in a cemetary.

Abel Aganbegyan

#16. I'm not making films for middle aged journalists, who are mostly men. I make films that hopefully entertain people, where they can learn something about life.

Nigel Cole

#17. Because we want to be inwardly secure, we are constantly seeking methods and means for this security, and thereby we create authority, the worship of another, which destroys comprehension, that spontaneous tranquility of mind in which alone there can be a state of creativeness.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#18. in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us.

Anonymous